Hilarious Jokes + 7 Complicated Facts About Women !

ladyThe Washing Machine

One day husband decided to wash his Hoody.
Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to his wife,
“what setting do I use on the washing machine?”
“It depends, what does it say on your shirt?” she replied.
He shouted back, “The University of Chicago”

One Million Copies Sold

One million copies of a new book got sold online in just
3 days due to typing error of 1 letter in the title.
The title was “An idea that can change your wife”, while the actual word was “Life”

Seven Complicated Facts About Women

1. They believe in saving.
2. Still they go out & buy expensive clothes.
3. Always buy expensive clothes, but never have anything to wear.
4. Never have anything to wear, but always dress beautifully.
5. Always dress beautifully, but never satisfied.
6. Never satisfied, but still expect men to compliment them.
7. Expect men to compliment, but don’t believe them if complemented.

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14 Responses to Hilarious Jokes + 7 Complicated Facts About Women !

  1. kvkarunakaran October 29, 2014 at 3:47 PM #

    very funny

  2. mad October 29, 2014 at 2:39 PM #

    the Last one is lethal

  3. florence Opatunji October 29, 2014 at 12:31 PM #


  4. Ali Asif jadun October 26, 2014 at 1:39 AM #

    Womens are still a mistery for men after millions of years they have travelled togather.

  5. sharif123 October 24, 2014 at 4:40 PM #

    Sorry for the one million poor husbands. Their problems not solved.

  6. anees October 14, 2014 at 7:18 PM #


  7. Arif October 14, 2014 at 3:53 PM #

    Nice story Sara
    We should work hard and rest should be left upon Allah (SWT). He is indeed the best planner

  8. ABDUL MATIN SHEIKH October 13, 2014 at 3:30 PM #

    Very Very funny .

    Thanks for sharing.

  9. hussein kanah October 12, 2014 at 9:44 PM #

    1 m copies sold is interesting. it’s readers’ fault.

  10. Muhammad kabir October 12, 2014 at 5:00 PM #

    Here are also some jokes I wish to share.
    Wife: my husband said he wanted more space so I locked him outside.
    Man: the main problem with marriage is that men won’t act their ages an women won’t tell theirs.
    Man: marriage is the process of discovering what type of man your wife would have preferred.

    • Sana - Editor FFJ October 14, 2014 at 12:53 PM #

      HAHAHA very funny jokes ! Thanks for sharing. Do share more of them 🙂

  11. Faiz October 12, 2014 at 2:01 PM #

    One Million Copies Sold was azaming, cant stop lauging.

  12. shakeel awan October 12, 2014 at 11:47 AM #

    Interesting and nice, thanks