4 Hilarious Husband & Wife Jokes For You !

husband-wifeThe research
A man speaks 35,000 words daily while a woman speaks 40,000

Problem starts when husband comes home from office after consuming all 35,000 words & wife starts her 40,000…


The Sleeping Pills
Doctor: Madam, your husband needs rest and peace
so here are some sleeping pills.

Wife: Okay Doctor, when should I give them to him?
Doctor: Oh they are for you !


The Divorce
Closing the Divorce and Alimony case of Dumbo and his wife

Judge: I have reviewed this case carefully and have decided to give your wife alimony of $1000 every month.
Dumbo: That’s really very kind of you, your Majesty. And whenever possible, I’ll also try to give her some money myself!!


The African Safari
Dumbo and his wife were at African Safari.
A Lion suddenly bounced on Dumbo’s wife.
Wife: Shoot him! Shoot him!
Dumbo: Yes Yes Wait I’m changing the battery of my camera.

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4 Responses to 4 Hilarious Husband & Wife Jokes For You !

  1. kvkarunakaran October 2, 2014 at 5:06 PM #

    good jokes

  2. sharif123 September 26, 2014 at 11:55 AM #


  3. Saad September 23, 2014 at 4:53 PM #

    Haha.. Dumo Jokes are always funny. 😛
    Thanks for spreading laughter. 🙂

    • Sana - Editor FFJ September 25, 2014 at 6:45 PM #

      You are most welcome Mr. Saad 🙂 Glad you liked them 🙂