The Sleeping Pills
Doctor: Madam, your husband needs rest and peace
so here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: Okay Doctor, when should I give them to him?
Doctor: Oh they are for you !
Closing the Divorce and Alimony case of Dumbo and his wife
Judge: I have reviewed this case carefully and have decided to give your wife alimony of $1000 every month.
Dumbo: That’s really very kind of you, your Majesty. And whenever possible, I’ll also try to give her some money myself!!
The African Safari
Dumbo and his wife were at African Safari.
A Lion suddenly bounced on Dumbo’s wife.
Wife: Shoot him! Shoot him!
Dumbo: Yes Yes Wait I’m changing the battery of my camera.