6 Awesome Political Jokes And One Liners

“Everything is changing.
People are taking their comedians seriously
and the politicians as a joke.”
—Will Rogers

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I offer my opponents a bargain:
if they will stop telling lies about us,
I will stop telling the truth about them.

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A promising youth
must go into politics so that he can
go on promising for the rest of his life.

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The word politics is derived from the word poly,
meaning many, and the word tics meaning
blood sucking parasites

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Politics, it seems to me, for years,
has been concerned with
right or left instead of
right or wrong.

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Two political leaders were having a hot debate.
Finally, one of them jumped up and yelled at the other,
“What about the powerful interest that controls you?”
And the other guy screamed back, “You leave my wife out of this!”