The Height of Hope !
Sitting in the Exam hall,
holding the Question paper in hand
and consoling yourself
“Dude, don’t worry! Exams will get postponed!”
Height of confidence !
Once 6 professors of a University were called and asked to sit in a helicopter.
After they sat, they were informed that the helicopter was made by their students.
All of them ran and got out of the helicopter except one.
People asked him the reason
He said, “If it’s made by my students it will not even start.”
Height of laziness !
Father: Johnny, why didn’t you go to the Exam ?
Johnny: Dad, the paper was tough !
Father: Without going how do you know ?
Johnny: The paper leaked 2 days back
Height of Forgetfulness !
Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.
Height of Stupidity !
A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.
Height of Honesty !
A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.