The Ultimate Bargain – Funny Joke !

A stingy Indian businessman living in US calls a Dentist
to inquire about the cost for tooth extraction.


$400 Sir.

$400 ?! That’s too much!
Don’t you have anything cheaper?

That’s the normal charge, Sir.

What if you don’t use any anesthetic?

That’s unusual, Sir,
but can be done and will cut the cost by $200 .

All right !
And what if you deploy one of your trainee-dentists to do the extraction,
without anesthetic?

Well, I cannot guarantee professionalism
and it also would be painful.
But the price could drop down to $100

What if

you make it like a training-session?
Like one of your students does the extraction,
while the other students watch and learn?

It’ll be good for the students
but quite traumatic for you.
And I can pay you $100 for it. Great !

Now you’re talking!
Ok, it’s a deal.
Can I confirm an appointment for my mother-in-law
for tomorrow then?

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11 Responses to The Ultimate Bargain – Funny Joke !

  1. kvkarunakaran August 11, 2014 at 5:15 PM #


  2. vicky Shah August 10, 2014 at 2:16 PM #

    Hahahahaha i lov it!

  3. Tariq August 6, 2014 at 9:16 PM #

    The joke is about the mother in law, and nothing else, so get a grip guys.

  4. Vaseem August 3, 2014 at 6:59 PM #

    that’s a real funny joke…
    (and its just a joke guys, dont take it personally!!)

  5. jaffar shehabi August 2, 2014 at 1:18 PM #

    It is good as a joke but I find it unacceptable to mention the nationality of the businessman. All businessmen probably behave the same by trying to save money even at the expense of their health and convenience.

    • sayeed August 4, 2014 at 1:34 PM #

      Ya habibi….. its just a joke …moreover it wudnt had been more funny to imagine an old and a poking a MIL ( mostly foundi in indian / paki culture) to get a tooth extract.


      its only for those MILs who are poking

  6. ABDUL MATIN SHEIKH July 31, 2014 at 3:05 PM #

    Really too too good,

    Thanks for sharing.

  7. Abdul Awal Miah July 31, 2014 at 11:46 AM #

    I agree it’s a good fun but disagree with the idea of one’s mother-in-law to be the theme.

  8. sharif123 July 30, 2014 at 6:46 PM #

    Fantastic! Joke of the month.

  9. Shakil July 30, 2014 at 3:23 PM #

    My MIL is such a good person, Id never think of giving her anything like this.

  10. iqbal July 30, 2014 at 11:51 AM #

    Too good. I fall down laughing. ..