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The Ultimate Bargain – Funny Joke !

A stingy Indian businessman living in US calls a Dentist
to inquire about the cost for tooth extraction.

tooth

Dentist:
$400 Sir.

Businessman:
$400 ?! That’s too much!
Don’t you have anything cheaper?

Dentist:
That’s the normal charge, Sir.

Businessman:
What if you don’t use any anesthetic?

Dentist:
That’s unusual, Sir,
but can be done and will cut the cost by $200 .

Businessman:
All right !
And what if you deploy one of your trainee-dentists to do the extraction,
without anesthetic?

Dentist:
Well, I cannot guarantee professionalism
and it also would be painful.
But the price could drop down to $100

Businessman:
Hmmm….
What if

you make it like a training-session?
Like one of your students does the extraction,
while the other students watch and learn?

Dentist:
It’ll be good for the students
but quite traumatic for you.
And I can pay you $100 for it. Great !

Businessman:
Now you’re talking!
Ok, it’s a deal.
Can I confirm an appointment for my mother-in-law
for tomorrow then?

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11 Responses to The Ultimate Bargain – Funny Joke !

  1. kvkarunakaran August 11, 2014 at 5:15 PM #

    funny

  2. vicky Shah August 10, 2014 at 2:16 PM #

    Hahahahaha i lov it!

  3. Tariq August 6, 2014 at 9:16 PM #

    The joke is about the mother in law, and nothing else, so get a grip guys.

  4. Vaseem August 3, 2014 at 6:59 PM #

    that’s a real funny joke…
    (and its just a joke guys, dont take it personally!!)

  5. jaffar shehabi August 2, 2014 at 1:18 PM #

    It is good as a joke but I find it unacceptable to mention the nationality of the businessman. All businessmen probably behave the same by trying to save money even at the expense of their health and convenience.

    • sayeed August 4, 2014 at 1:34 PM #

      Ya habibi….. its just a joke …moreover it wudnt had been more funny to imagine an old and a poking a MIL ( mostly foundi in indian / paki culture) to get a tooth extract.

      haahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaa

      its only for those MILs who are poking

  6. ABDUL MATIN SHEIKH July 31, 2014 at 3:05 PM #

    Really too too good,

    Thanks for sharing.

  7. Abdul Awal Miah July 31, 2014 at 11:46 AM #

    I agree it’s a good fun but disagree with the idea of one’s mother-in-law to be the theme.

  8. sharif123 July 30, 2014 at 6:46 PM #

    Fantastic! Joke of the month.

  9. Shakil July 30, 2014 at 3:23 PM #

    My MIL is such a good person, Id never think of giving her anything like this.

  10. iqbal July 30, 2014 at 11:51 AM #

    Too good. I fall down laughing. ..