It’s Perfectly Legal To Kill Someone
In Your Dreams, That’s Why I Wake Up
With A Smile Everyday ! 😀
Son: Hey Dad ! Can I ask you a question ?
Dad: But son, you just did!
Son: Haha okay, Can I ask you two questions ?
Dad: But you already did !
Son: Okay, ummm…..can I ask four questions ?
Dad: You just did Again !
Son: But When, Dad ?
Dad: Now ! 😛
Wife: Honey ! Tell me two things, one of which should make me happy
and the other one should make me angry
1. Darling, You are “MY LIFE” !
2. Shame upon such a LIFE
Son: Dad, Can I watch TV ?
Dad: Sure ! But don’t turn it on !