4 Funny Jokes to Make Your Day – Dose of Laughter

#1
Teacher: Johnny, If you have 10 chocolate bars
and someone asks for 3,
How many do u have left?

Johnny: 10

Teacher: Well, what if someone forcibly takes away 3 of them,
how many would you have left then ?

Johnny: 10 and a dead body.

#2
Chess and Reality
Chess says everything about husband and wife.
The King has to take things one step at a time,
while the Queen can do whatever she wants.

#3
Man outside telephone booth: Excuse me Sir !
You have been holding the phone for 20 mins and haven’t spoken a word.
Man inside: I’m talking to my wife

#4
Obama says,”There is no word like “IMPOSSIBLE” in my dictionary”
Dumbo: It’s no use telling now. You should have checked for it before buying your dictionary”