4 Funny Jokes to Make Your Day – Dose of Laughter

Teacher: Johnny, If you have 10 chocolate bars
and someone asks for 3,
How many do u have left?

Johnny: 10

Teacher: Well, what if someone forcibly takes away 3 of them,
how many would you have left then ?

Johnny: 10 and a dead body.


Chess and Reality
Chess says everything about husband and wife.
The King has to take things one step at a time,
while the Queen can do whatever she wants.


Man outside telephone booth: Excuse me Sir !
You have been holding the phone for 20 mins and haven’t spoken a word.
Man inside: I’m talking to my wife


Obama says,”There is no word like “IMPOSSIBLE” in my dictionary”
Dumbo: It’s no use telling now. You should have checked for it before buying your dictionary”

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8 Responses to 4 Funny Jokes to Make Your Day – Dose of Laughter

  1. kvkarunakaran September 19, 2014 at 6:10 PM #

    very good

  2. KiranKumar B July 21, 2014 at 12:22 PM #

    1st and 4th are funny and others r ok…………………
    ….. thanks sana

  3. ABDUL MATIN SHEIKH July 14, 2014 at 3:43 PM #

    Very Nice and Funny,

    Thanks for Sharing.

  4. sharif123 July 13, 2014 at 5:41 PM #

    Chess & reality is realistic but does not come under joke,

    ‘Impossible” sentence was used by Napoleon Bonaparte, I think.
    Johnny is a class. Thanks Sana

  5. Muhammad Kabir July 13, 2014 at 2:48 PM #

    A dose of laughter is good for Ramadan.

  6. YKA July 13, 2014 at 1:55 PM #

    Very Nice, Thanks