The professor showed a large cage with a male rat in it.
The rat was in the middle of the cage.
Then, the professor kept a piece of cheese on one side and kept a female rat on the other side.
The male rat ran towards the cheese and ate it.
Then, the professor changed the cheese and kept some cake.
The male rat ran towards the cake and ate it.
This experiment went… on with the professor changing the food every time.
And every time the male rat ran towards the food item and never towards the female rat.
This experiment shows that food is the greatest strength and attraction.
Then, one of the students from the back rows said:-
“Sir, why don’t you change the female rat….?
She may be his wife!!”
Wife will always be wife
An elderly woman decided to get her portrait painted.
She told the artist to paint her with
A diamond necklace and diamond ear-rings,
A broach of ruby and
A gold Rolex.
The confused artist: But, you aren’t wearing them, nothing of them.
Old lady: I know, but if I die before my husband, I am sure he will remarry…
And I want his new wife to go crazy looking and searching for the jewellery and harassing him