2 Hilarious Jokes For You – Enjoy and Share !!!

Joke #1

The professor showed a large cage with a male rat in it.
The rat was in the middle of the cage.
Then, the professor kept a piece of cheese on one side and kept a female rat on the other side.
The male rat ran towards the cheese and ate it.
Then, the professor changed the cheese and kept some cake.
The male rat ran towards the cake and ate it.
This experiment went… on with the professor changing the food every time.
And every time the male rat ran towards the food item and never towards the female rat.
Professor said:
This experiment shows that food is the greatest strength and attraction.

Then, one of the students from the back rows said:-
“Sir, why don’t you change the female rat….?
She may be his wife!!”


Joke #2

Wife will always be wife

An elderly woman decided to get her portrait painted.
She told the artist to paint her with
A diamond necklace and diamond ear-rings,
Emerald bracelets,
A broach of ruby and
A gold Rolex.
The confused artist: But, you aren’t wearing them, nothing of them.
Old lady: I know, but if I die before my husband, I am sure he will remarry…
And I want his new wife to go crazy looking and searching for the jewellery and harassing him

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9 Responses to 2 Hilarious Jokes For You – Enjoy and Share !!!

  1. kvkarunakaran August 11, 2014 at 5:19 PM #

    very good

  2. Ali July 11, 2014 at 10:54 AM #

    Really Funny specially the 2nd one joke about the Old lady

  3. ABDUL MATIN SHEIKH June 28, 2014 at 4:00 PM #

    Hi, Really funny.

    Thanks for sharing.

  4. javaid gulzar June 28, 2014 at 12:47 PM #

    very nice jokes

  5. Vaseem June 28, 2014 at 6:05 AM #

    very nice jokes, very funny..

  6. Sharif123 June 27, 2014 at 10:33 PM #

    2nd joke shows the other side of a wife. Thanks Sana

    • Sana - Editor FFJ June 28, 2014 at 1:02 PM #

      You are Welcome. Happy to know that you liked it 🙂

  7. shakeel June 27, 2014 at 6:36 PM #

    Nice jokes, thanks