A guy goes in to see a psychiatrist. He says, “Doctor, I can’t seem to
make any friends. Can you help me, you ugly old man?”
A guy calls the hospital. He says, “You gotta send help! My wife’s
going into labor!” The nurse says, “Calm down. Is this her first
child?” He says, “No! This is her husband!”
Bob: “I was born in Alaska. Jim: “Which part?” Bob: “All of me.”
Rosy: What do you use for washing dishes?
Samy: Oh, I tried many things but found my husband best.
why does every Dumbo smiles after thunder light? Because he thinks his
photo is being taken.
A message from a fat teenager to his mother
If walking is good for health, then all the postmen would live more
than 100 years of age.
A whale swims all day, only eats fish only drinks water and is fat.
A rabbit only eats vegetables, run and hops all day long and only
lives 5 years.
A tortoise doesn’t run and does nothing energetic, yet it lives for
450 years
And you tell me to exercise ! I don’t think so
funny
last one not funny how can you leave your child crying like that,the panret can see the child is scared and just lets him cry,nasty mother why didn’t she give him a? hug
AWESOME,espicially the last one 🙂
very very funny
hahahaha
wow
😀
amazing thank you
HAHAHA……………….
great
Truly Hilarious
You did make my day. Thanks for making me smile today 🙂
Nice funny ,
ok
I posted a comment this morning
very funny, good morning.
dumbo smiles is sooo funny