2 Funny Jokes To Make Your Day


John was a young boy who used to work in the fields with his father. One day he accidentally upturned his wagon load of vegetables. The man who lived nearby heard the noise and called out, “Hey John, just don’t worry about it, come on in for a cup of coffee. I will help you with the wagon later.”

John answered, “That’s really nice of you, Uncle, but I don’t think father would like it”

“Oh come on now I know your father won’t mind”, said the man.

“Well, all right then”, John finally agreed but added, “I am telling you father will not like it”

John had a great time at the man’s place; they also had their dinner together. John was very happy and said to the man, “I feel a lot better now. Thank you very much for a hearty dinner, but I am afraid father is going to be real upset”

The man said, “Don’t be stupid, why would your father be upset? Where is he, by the way?”

“Under the wagon”, said John


Wife (waking up from her sleep): I just had a dream that you bought me a diamond necklace.
Husband: Go back to sleep & wear it.

Have a Great Weekend !!!

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17 Responses to 2 Funny Jokes To Make Your Day

  1. Abdul Awal Miah December 30, 2014 at 11:37 AM #

    A son can not enjoy a coffee and dinner leaving his helpless father under a wagon load of vegetable nor should he do so ethically.

    Please see that enjoying jokes we do not unmindfully undermine our values.

    Thanks for the second joke which is neat and short but striking.

  2. salam October 29, 2014 at 4:47 PM #

    ur work is great Sana & Sara u try to keep ppl happy & informed.

    THANX for ur efforts.

  3. kvkarunakaran April 15, 2014 at 7:22 PM #

    2nd one is ok, but the 1st one i could not enjoy well

  4. nazmat1 April 14, 2014 at 9:54 AM #


  5. sharif123 April 10, 2014 at 9:20 PM #

    the 1st joke I read quite few times but still it is not getting old.

  6. Samra April 10, 2014 at 10:42 AM #

    Both are superb 🙂 Welldone FFJ!

  7. mohnooh March 30, 2014 at 11:22 AM #

    Thumbs up

  8. ravikantravi March 26, 2014 at 10:22 PM #

    good joke

  9. ravikantravi March 26, 2014 at 10:21 PM #

    nice joke

  10. Jamil Ahmed March 25, 2014 at 10:07 PM #

    Second one is great!!! LOL!!!!

  11. mahmad0000 March 25, 2014 at 3:15 PM #

    Nice two….

  12. muhammadakbarmy March 25, 2014 at 12:20 AM #

    Hahahahahahhahahahahaha. Very funny. i didnt stop laughing for some time.

    • Sana - Editor FFJ March 25, 2014 at 10:16 AM #

      Our efforts are paid off if our readers benefit from it in one way or the other
      We love to see you happy 🙂

  13. The Engineer February 24, 2014 at 1:52 PM #

    I thought there are two jokes, but the last line is also a joke – Have a great weekend ??? on the first day of the week ?

    Keep up the good work Sara.

  14. sharif123 February 23, 2014 at 10:11 PM #

    the 1st one is superb

  15. shakeel February 23, 2014 at 12:02 PM #

    Nice jokes