Truths About Life – Funny!

Great Truths About Life That Little Children Have Learned

When your Mother is mad at someone, don’t let her comb your hair.

If your brother hits you, don’t hit him back. Parents always catch the second person.

Never ask your 3-year old sister to hold a tomato.

You can’t trust pets to watch your food.

A pencil without an eraser is just like a pen.

All libraries smell the same.

Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot.

Don’t sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.

Puppies still have bad breath, even after eating a tic-tac.

Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.

School lunches stick to the wall.

You can’t hide a piece of broccoli under a plate

The best place to be when you’re sad is someone’s lap.