Husband: OMG and I was stupid enough trying to save them !
Wife: You are extremely impolite. All the time I was talking, you were continuously yawning..
Husband: I was not yawning.. I was trying to say something
Husband: Today is a fine day.
Next day he says: Today is a fine day.
Again next day, he says same thing: Today is a fine day.
After a week, the wife can’t take it any more and asks her husband:
Since last one week, you have been saying ‘Today is a fine day’. I am fed up of it. What’s the matter?
Husband: Last week when we had a fight, you said, “I will leave you one fine day.
“I was just trying to remind you….”
Husband: Have a nice day !
Wife: Don’t tell me what to do !
What a contradiction !
If wife wants husband‘s attention, she just has to look sad and uncomfortable;
But if husband wants wife‘s attention, he just has to look comfortable and happy!