Husband Wife Jokes – Funny !!!

argument-709759-mWife: Look at your hair ! If you keep losing them at this speed, I shall divorce you

Husband: OMG and I was stupid enough trying to save them !


Wife: You are extremely impolite. All the time I was talking, you were continuously yawning..

Husband: I was not yawning.. I was trying to say something


Husband: Today is a fine day.

Next day he says: Today is a fine day.

Again next day, he says same thing: Today is a fine day.

After a week, the wife can’t take it any more and asks her husband:

Since last one week, you have been saying ‘Today is a fine day’. I am fed up of it. What’s the matter?

Husband: Last week when we had a fight, you said, “I will leave you one fine day.

“I was just trying to remind you….โ€


Husband: Have a nice day !

Wife: Donโ€™t tell me what to do !


What a contradiction !
If wife wants husband‘s attention, she just has to look sad and uncomfortable;
But if husband wants wife‘s attention, he just has to look comfortable and happy!

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11 Responses to Husband Wife Jokes – Funny !!!

  1. Muhammad Ali Zain April 21, 2015 at 11:48 AM #

    Thank you this is the first time i am giving response i work in saudi arabia jeddah & miss my home country pak so much over here your jokes and mails are one of the very good ways to get refresh so thanks a lot wish you best of luck in life.

  2. sharif123 February 24, 2014 at 9:04 PM #

    Relishing the marvellous jokes

  3. alaa January 13, 2014 at 11:08 PM #

    Nice jokes loved them
    it is absolutely right ๐Ÿ™‚

  4. Jairaj Desai January 13, 2014 at 8:38 PM #

    Women are sometimes so illogical but the world is incomplete without them!!

  5. sharif123 January 13, 2014 at 3:48 PM #

    One joke for you Sara
    Husband was telling his friend who came to his house for social visit that his wife talked too much on mobile. In front of his friend one call came and wife became busy with conversation. It lasted for 1/2 hr. Guest told the host ” It’s fine , 1/2 hr is not too much”. Host also became surprised with only 1/2 hr talk. Host told the guest” There must be something wrong. Let me check.”. Host returned with a smile. Guest asked everything normal? Yes. My wife received a wrong number call. That’s why—-

    • Sana - Editor FFJ January 15, 2014 at 12:22 PM #

      That was hilarious hahaha… Thank you for sharing… Keep them coming every now and then… ๐Ÿ™‚

  6. sharif123 January 13, 2014 at 3:38 PM #

    Great Sara. All are marvellous

  7. Halal Jobs January 13, 2014 at 3:13 PM #

    lol …. This is the fact !!!!