Wife: Look at your hair ! If you keep losing them at this speed, I shall divorce you
Husband: OMG and I was stupid enough trying to save them !
Wife: You are extremely impolite. All the time I was talking, you were continuously yawning..
Husband: I was not yawning.. I was trying to say something
Husband: Today is a fine day.
Next day he says: Today is a fine day.
Again next day, he says same thing: Today is a fine day.
After a week, the wife can’t take it any more and asks her husband:
Since last one week, you have been saying ‘Today is a fine day’. I am fed up of it. What’s the matter?
Husband: Last week when we had a fight, you said, “I will leave you one fine day.
“I was just trying to remind you….โ
Husband: Have a nice day !
Wife: Donโt tell me what to do !
What a contradiction !
If wife wants husband‘s attention, she just has to look sad and uncomfortable;
But if husband wants wife‘s attention, he just has to look comfortable and happy!
Thank you this is the first time i am giving response i work in saudi arabia jeddah & miss my home country pak so much over here your jokes and mails are one of the very good ways to get refresh so thanks a lot wish you best of luck in life.
Relishing the marvellous jokes
Nice jokes loved them
it is absolutely right ๐
Glad you liked them ๐
Women are sometimes so illogical but the world is incomplete without them!!
One joke for you Sara
Husband was telling his friend who came to his house for social visit that his wife talked too much on mobile. In front of his friend one call came and wife became busy with conversation. It lasted for 1/2 hr. Guest told the host ” It’s fine , 1/2 hr is not too much”. Host also became surprised with only 1/2 hr talk. Host told the guest” There must be something wrong. Let me check.”. Host returned with a smile. Guest asked everything normal? Yes. My wife received a wrong number call. That’s why—-
That was hilarious hahaha… Thank you for sharing… Keep them coming every now and then… ๐
Great Sara. All are marvellous
Thank You ๐
lol …. This is the fact !!!!
True that ! ๐