Q: How do you save your husband from drowning in a pool ?
A: By taking your leg off his head.
Q: What is a husband’s idea of helping with housework?
A: Lifting his legs so you can vacuum-clean.
Q: What do you immediately figure out about a well-dressed man?
A: His wife is good at picking clothes
Q: What would you know if a Husband opens the car door for his wife ?
A: It’s either a new car or a new wife
Husband: I want to go somewhere for vacation this year where I had never in my life been before
Wife: Well, how about going to the kitchen ?
After marriage, a woman’s vision becomes so sharp that she can see
right through her husband without even looking at him,
while a man’s so poor that he can look right through his wife
without seeing her
After a fight, husband to his wife, “You know, I was an idiot when I married you”,
Wife replied, “I know dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice”
A bride, after her wedding, went to her mother and said, “I have found a man just like my father !”
Mother replied, “So what do you expect from me, sympathy ?”
When a Husband gets flowers for his wife for no reason, there is a reason