2 Short Jokes – Enjoy

Joke 1

A man had his credit card stolen. He however decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.


Joke 2

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” 

The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?”

The boy takes the quarters and leaves.

“What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!”

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?”

The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game’s over!”

6 Responses to 2 Short Jokes – Enjoy

  1. PRAKASH H S April 27, 2014 at 9:41 PM #

    interesting& enjoyed

  2. Muhammad Ali December 10, 2013 at 3:25 PM #

    Kids are by far more logical than we are!

  3. fathima August 22, 2013 at 12:08 PM #

    woh what a attitude..great brain…

  4. hussein kanah July 15, 2013 at 2:37 PM #

    He prover to be clever &the barber is the dumb.

  5. sharif123 July 14, 2013 at 7:53 PM #

    Both are nice