14 Funny Laws With Twists – Enjoy!

1. Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

3. He who laughs last thinks slowest.

4. A day without sunshine is like…well…night.

5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don’t.

7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. 

8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong. 

9. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end, someone from Dubai would be stupid enough to try to pass them. 

10. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

11. The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first.

12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day day dreaming.

13. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

14. Your toes are a device for finding furniture in the dark.

Dear Reader, please share a funny quote with twist.

2 Responses to 14 Funny Laws With Twists – Enjoy!

  1. farooq July 23, 2014 at 4:39 AM #

    Too awesome quotes. Keep it up Sara