What Would You Like To Drink?

A high profile man asks his guest, what drink does he wants. See the below conversation and enjoy.

Question: “What would you like to drink … fruit juice, soda, tea, Milo, hot chocolate, or coffee?

Answer: “Tea please”

Question: Ceylon tea, herbal tea, bush tea, honey bush tea, ice tea or green tea?”

Answer: “ Ceylon tea please”

Question: “How would you like it? Black or white?”

Answer: “White please”

Question: “Milk, whitener, or milk?”

Answer: “Milk please” Question: “Goat milk, camel milk or cow milk?”

Answer: “Cowmilk please.”

Question: “Milk from Freezeland or Afrikaner cow?”

Answer: .. Afrikaner cow please.”

Question:” Warm or mid?” Answer: “Warm please.”

Question: “Full cream, low fat or fat free?”

Answer: “Umm .. , I’U rather take it black please,”

Question: “Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?··

Answer: “With sugar please.” Question: “Beet sugar or cane sugar?”

Answer: “Cane sugar please.”

Question: “White, brown or yellow sugar?”

Answer:” Just forget about the tea. I’ll have a glass of water instead please.”

Question: ·’Mineral or still water?” Answer: “Mineral water please.

Question: “Flavored or non-flavoured?”

Answer: “Hey man Just let me water from the river .. , I don’t wanna know which river, and

stop asking, me 100 many questions.


7 Responses to What Would You Like To Drink?

  1. Muhammad Ali December 10, 2013 at 3:28 PM #

    Aw shucks! Thanks for posting this…I’ll remember never to take anything at my father-in-law’s house!

  2. fathima August 22, 2013 at 4:26 PM #

    this is what exactly happens with poor man when he request something to rich man.its better to keep quiet.

  3. Dori June 6, 2013 at 2:59 AM #

    I think he did not want to give anything to the guest, hence the million questions.

    • Ali - Admin June 10, 2013 at 12:05 PM #


  4. ADEGOKE WAHAB June 3, 2013 at 7:13 PM #

    this is too much irrelevant questions to put one off

  5. sk ashif akram June 3, 2013 at 4:14 PM #

    ha ha ha ah ha!

  6. ABDUL MATIN SAHEIKH June 3, 2013 at 2:46 PM #