What Is That Idea ? – Joke + 1 More

Joke 1

Eight year old Reema brought her report card from school.

Her marks were good! Mostly A’s and a couple of B’s.

However her teacher had written at the bottom: “Reema is a smart little girl, but she has one fault. She talks too much in the school. I have an idea I’m going to try which I think may break her of the habit”

Reema’s dad signed her report card leaving a note at the back.

“Please let me know if that idea works on Reema because I would like to try it on her mother”

Joke 2

Punctuation is Powerful – Men & Women Difference!

An English professor wrote the words : “A woman without her man is nothing” on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly.

All of the males in the class wrote : “A woman, without her man, is nothing.”

All the females in the class wrote : “A woman: without her, man is nothing.”

Dear Reader, can you punctuate it in any other way?


9 Responses to What Is That Idea ? – Joke + 1 More

  1. fathima August 22, 2013 at 4:38 PM #

    woman completes her man and man completes his woman.they complete each other

  2. fathima August 22, 2013 at 4:37 PM #

    woman completes her man and man completes his woman.

  3. B.N.Das June 1, 2013 at 8:00 PM #

    Individually women or man are nothing. when they are united they create something. For creation a joint effort is absolutely necessary.

  4. bilal May 31, 2013 at 6:12 PM #

    Both of them need each other. Man is nothing without his woman and also woman is nothing without her man.

    • Muhammad Ali December 10, 2013 at 3:30 PM #

      exactly. my wife read this and said the same.

  5. Ali May 31, 2013 at 5:44 PM #

    A woman, without her, man is nothing
    A woman without, her man is nothing

  6. The Engineer May 31, 2013 at 4:46 PM #

    Extremely Hiilarious.
    Love both the jokes.

  7. ABDUL MATIN SHEIKH May 31, 2013 at 4:16 PM #




  8. Chandra May 31, 2013 at 2:29 PM #

    A women without her man, is nothing!