Funny & Interesting Lines!

 “Only bus stops here, not time.

 So don’t waste your time. Keep moving with your duties”

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 Real time signboard outside John Pinto Undertaker in Mumbai

 “People die for our services”

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 In India, parents say “Study well or you won’t get a job”

 In USA, parents say “Study well my son or else some Indian will grab your job”

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 Man – I need poison

 Chemist – Sorry Sir, I cannot sell you that

 Man shows his wife’s photo

 Chemist – Sorry sir, I didnt know you had a prescription.

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 Abraham Lincoln said

 “I may be walking slowly but I never walk backwards”

 while John Benson

 “Whenever I walk backwards, its for a long jump”

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 If you want something which you never had

 Then do something which you never did.

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 War does not determine who is right – only who is left

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 Doctor’s prescription for today :

 Cute little smile for breakfast;

 more laughter for lunch;

 happiness for dinner.

 Doctor’s fee – whole day think of me..

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 A sunset here is a sunrise on the other end of the world.

 Never give up coz what appears to be end may actually be a new beginning.