Is Your Uncle An Electrician?

Joke 1

A brilliant young boy was applying for a job with the railways.

The interviewer asked him: “Do you know how to use the equipment?”

“Yes”, the boy replied.

“Then what would you do if you realized that two trains, one from this station and one from the next were going to crash because they were on the same track?” 

The young applicant thought and replied “I’d press the button to change the points without hesitation.” 

“What if the button was frozen and wouldn’t work?” asked the interviewer.

“I’d run outside and pull the lever to change the points manually” replied the boy.

“And if the lever was broken?” asked the interviewer.

“I’d get on the phone to the next station and tell them to change the points,” boy replied.

“And if the phone was broken and needed an electrician to fix it?” asked the interviewer. The boy thought about that one.

“I’d run into town and get my uncle”

“Is your uncle an electrician?” asked the interviewer.

Boy replied “No, but he’s never seen a train crash before!”


 Joke 2

Scientists have discovered a certain activity that diminishes a Woman’s anger by 90%



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8 Responses to Is Your Uncle An Electrician?

  1. Syed A K Ahmed April 10, 2013 at 6:25 PM #

    the last answer in the first joke is really funny. enjoyed it….Sara, do you also love shopping ?. if any of our comments make you angry, then you may go shopping..Ha Ha !!!

  2. Hani April 9, 2013 at 3:54 PM #

    Very nice!

  3. Umar Mukhtar Shago April 9, 2013 at 2:07 PM #

    it was interesting and suck that one should have such stupid questineer. but it’s really so funny the guy to go and call his uncle to see the accident. I really love the idea if were him that’s exactly what \i’ll do. why ven asnwering the question is so stupid.
    I love them becase of what they did for women. that was really good for them but is killing men in one or the other way hahhahahahhahahhaahhaha

  4. usman April 8, 2013 at 10:45 PM #

    very nice

  5. ADEGOKE WAHAB April 8, 2013 at 8:08 PM #


  6. Anu April 8, 2013 at 5:54 PM #

    nice jokes

  7. Sara fan April 8, 2013 at 5:47 PM #

    Hahahahahaha.!.!.!!. Lol!!….????

  8. Stephen April 8, 2013 at 2:06 PM #

    The second is precisely true, SHOPPING & men, just need the TV REMOTE