Are You Sleeping – Joke 1
Teacher fell asleep in class and a little naughty boy walked up to him
Boy: “Teacher Are You Sleeping In Class?”
Teacher: “No I Am Not Sleeping In Class.”
Boy: “What Were You Doing Sir ?”
Teacher: ” I Was Talking To Principal.”
The Next Day
The naughty boy fell asleep in class and the same teacher walks up to him.
Teacher: “Young Man, You Are Sleeping In My Class.”
Boy: “No Not Me Sir, I Am Not Sleeping.”
Angry Teacher: “What Were You Doing.??”
Boy: “I Was Talking To Principal.”
Angry Teacher: “What Did He Say??”
Boy: “Principal Said He Never Spoke To You Yesterday…”
Student’s Life in Computer Language – Joke 2
Syllabus – 80 GB
We study – 80 MB
Retains in mind – 80 KB
Write in exam – 80 Bytes
And
Result comes in binary digits i.e.
00, 01, 10, 11
Brainy bites
Sara, there are several jokes about mother in law. Can you share some?
Alright. Thanks for the advice. I will look for mother-in-law jokes 🙂
new joke.i liked
It really very interested and important to have good start of the daywith smile and share to dears. But cannot copy?????
ha ha! not in case of me, ha!
How can I copy the Text?
Both are so funnnny. Thanks Sara
Sara,
the moral teaching is instructive; never tell lies to any one.
oh great
i really like the jokes.
funny things and humor makes your life interesting and easy.
so, keep on exchanging humor and fun and live a healthy life.
just chill our and keep your self fixed to finding ways for happiness.
Great words Professor.
Thanks.