Husband :You changed after marriage.
Wife: I’ve told you before that I am not interested in married man.
I know I’m not going to understand woman.
I’ll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a cockroach.
‘Cash, check or charge?’ I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her purse, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
‘So, do you always carry your TV remote?’ I asked.
‘No,’ she replied, ‘but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.’