Husband & Wife – 3 Short Jokes

Husband :You changed after marriage.

Wife: I’ve told you before that I am not interested in married man.


I know I’m not going to understand woman.

I’ll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a cockroach.


‘Cash, check or charge?’ I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.

As she fumbled for her purse, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.

‘So, do you always carry your TV remote?’ I asked.

‘No,’ she replied, ‘but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.’

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8 Responses to Husband & Wife – 3 Short Jokes

  1. Mubarek AL-Amin March 4, 2013 at 6:42 AM #

    O.. Very Funny clouds

  2. Ado March 4, 2013 at 4:42 AM #

    But the TV could be operated with or without a remote control

    • Syed A K March 6, 2013 at 3:54 AM #

      Technically, you are Ok. but as a Joke its Good…LoL

    • Mohammed Arif March 12, 2013 at 2:48 PM #

      Not necessary – Many peoples does’nt know some important mobile numbers as they always use to call them using names in their mobile memobries.

    • Ali - Admin March 18, 2013 at 3:07 PM #

      But usually people are addicted to swap channels frequently from the comfort of the sofa.
      That’s not possible without the remote 🙂
      Are you married by the way?

      • Ado March 20, 2013 at 5:35 AM #

        Yes am married for years wit children even, my quarrel is if the husband knows that she carried the remote control because he refused to follow her to the market, he could still conveniently watch the TV without the remote, period.

  3. Abmalik (@abmalik49) March 3, 2013 at 3:44 PM #

    love the third one!

  4. sk ashif March 3, 2013 at 12:11 PM #

    ha aa ha