Are You Working in This Company?

ME and my Boss – Hilarious

When I Take a long time to finish,

I am slow,

When my boss takes a long time,

he is thorough


When I don’t do it,

I am lazy,

When my boss does not do it,

he is busy,


When I do something without being told,

I am trying to be smart,

When my boss does the same,

he takes the initiative,


When I please my boss,

I am apple polishing,

When my boss pleases his boss,

He is cooperating,


When I make a mistake,

I’ am an idiot.

When my boss makes a mistake,

He’s only human.


When I am out of the office,

I am wandering around.

When my boss is out of the office,

He’s on business.


When I am on a day off sick,

I am always sick.

When my boss is a day off sick,

He must be very ill.


When I apply for leave,

I must be going for an interview .

When my boss applies for leave,

it’s because he’s overworked


When I do good,

my boss never remembers,

When I do wrong,

he never forgets

Dear Reader, do you have such a boss?

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14 Responses to Are You Working in This Company?

  1. Mubarek AL-Amin February 12, 2013 at 3:34 AM #

    HAHa in LIfe Alone I am my own boss !`

  2. Ado February 9, 2013 at 5:34 AM #

    most of the excusses attributed to the Boss, are true. but am not one.

  3. Vaseemraja February 7, 2013 at 1:38 AM #

    we curse the bosses but when we become one, we become one… its all human nature.

  4. Maiyaki February 6, 2013 at 9:57 PM #

    The subordinate is always at fault even when he saves the organization at his own expence. One has to be careful the way things happen.
    Dont be too forward as a subordinate – that is my advice.

  5. Mohammad Mansour February 6, 2013 at 7:28 PM #

    Ha Ha Ha !!!!!!!
    I hope it will be shortly , so I can tell You.!

  6. madooo12 February 6, 2013 at 6:25 PM #

    I hope my boss is not like that

    • sharif123 February 6, 2013 at 7:21 PM #

      Then you are dreaming madoooo

      • madooo12 February 7, 2013 at 1:01 AM #

        well things may change, i’m still in university

        and there are good employers, like google

        • No Name February 9, 2013 at 1:35 AM #

          LOL! Good Employers!!! The story written in the joke, is the story of every organization. Google, Woogle, doesn’t matter.

  7. Sajeer Ahmed February 6, 2013 at 3:47 PM #

    Does all the Bosses worldwide pass out from the same training institute. How come they all have same character ?

  8. Shakil February 6, 2013 at 2:30 PM #

    The boss will always b the Boss. If everyone is the Boss the world stops dead.

  9. Nahreen February 6, 2013 at 1:24 PM #

    I liked them. Thanks

  10. Mohammad Mansour February 6, 2013 at 12:56 PM #

    All of them are of the same attitude !

    • sharif123 February 6, 2013 at 7:21 PM #

      yes. you will also be one of them someday