ME and my Boss – Hilarious
When I Take a long time to finish,
I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time,
he is thorough
When I don’t do it,
I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it,
he is busy,
When I do something without being told,
I am trying to be smart,
When my boss does the same,
he takes the initiative,
When I please my boss,
I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss,
He is cooperating,
When I make a mistake,
I’ am an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake,
He’s only human.
When I am out of the office,
I am wandering around.
When my boss is out of the office,
He’s on business.
When I am on a day off sick,
I am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick,
He must be very ill.
When I apply for leave,
I must be going for an interview .
When my boss applies for leave,
it’s because he’s overworked
When I do good,
my boss never remembers,
When I do wrong,
he never forgets
Dear Reader, do you have such a boss?
HAHa in LIfe Alone I am my own boss !`
Sara,
most of the excusses attributed to the Boss, are true. but am not one.
thanks
we curse the bosses but when we become one, we become one… its all human nature.
The subordinate is always at fault even when he saves the organization at his own expence. One has to be careful the way things happen.
Dont be too forward as a subordinate – that is my advice.
Ha Ha Ha !!!!!!!
Thanks,
I hope it will be shortly , so I can tell You.!
I hope my boss is not like that
Then you are dreaming madoooo
well things may change, i’m still in university
and there are good employers, like google
LOL! Good Employers!!! The story written in the joke, is the story of every organization. Google, Woogle, doesn’t matter.
Does all the Bosses worldwide pass out from the same training institute. How come they all have same character ?
The boss will always b the Boss. If everyone is the Boss the world stops dead.
I liked them. Thanks
All of them are of the same attitude !
yes. you will also be one of them someday