Unbelievable User Instructions – Enjoy!

Below are the user Instructions written on different products. Enjoy.

1.On a Sears hair dryer: “Do not use while sleeping.”

(Gee, that’s the only time I have to work on my hair! )

2.On a bag of Fritos: “You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.”

(The shoplifter special! )

3.On a bar of Dial soap: “Directions: Use like regular soap.”

(and that would be.. how?? )

4.On some Swanson frozen dinners: “Serving suggestion: Defrost.”

(But it’s *just* a suggestion! )

5.On a hotel provided shower cap in a box:  “Fits one head.”

(!!! )

6.On Tesco’s Tiramisu dessert: (printed on the bottom of the box): “Do not turn upside down.”

(Too late! You lose! )

7.On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: “Product will be hot after heating.”

(Are you sure??? Let’s experiment. )

8.On packaging for a Rowenta iron: “Do not iron clothes on body.”

(But wouldn’t that save more time??? )

(Whose body?? )

9.On Boot’s Children’s cough medicine: “Do not drive car or operate machinery.”

(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts! )

10.On Nytol sleep aid: “Warning: may cause drowsiness.”

(One would hope! )

11.On a Korean kitchen knife: “Warning: keep out of children.”

(Or pets! What’s for dinner? )

12.On a string of Chinese-made lights: “For indoor or outdoor use only.”

(As opposed to outer space or underground)

On a Japanese food processor: “Not to be used for the other use.”

(Hmmmm, now I’m curious)

13.On Sainsbury’s peanuts: “Warning: contains nuts.”

(no comment)

14.On an American Airlines packet of nuts: “Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.”

(what is going on here? )

15.On a child’s superman costume: “Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.”

(Way to destroy a universal childhood fantasy!)

Dear Reader, please share if you know any funny/strange User Instructions.

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8 Responses to Unbelievable User Instructions – Enjoy!

  1. continue March 28, 2014 at 1:43 AM #

    Do you’ve any specific training or credentials that distinguish you. ” If something is unclear, or missing or just poorly structured, a third party reader could see what you’ve got missed.

  2. huss4444 January 30, 2013 at 2:56 PM #

    Don’t those who wrote them have minds to think?! Some r v. funny.!!!

  3. Umair January 24, 2013 at 1:04 AM #

    Hahaha. Very nicely compiled. Enjoyed a lot.
    Sone of them r too ironic to beleive that thy r real.

  4. Moony January 23, 2013 at 12:45 AM #

    very funny! and to think these are real 😀 lol!

  5. Syed A K January 22, 2013 at 8:26 PM #

    Funny and crazy instructions. especially for the Chinese lights, “indoor or outdoor use only” is like weather report of some countries (rainy or sunny, warm or cool….and so on)……..LoL

  6. wahab adegoke January 22, 2013 at 3:38 PM #

    Marketers are always funny with their captions

    • Ali - Admin January 22, 2013 at 4:24 PM #

      yeah. Sometimes crazy as well.

      • annonomous January 22, 2013 at 5:35 PM #