Unbelievable User Instructions – Enjoy!

Below are the user Instructions written on different products. Enjoy.

1.On a Sears hair dryer: “Do not use while sleeping.”

(Gee, that’s the only time I have to work on my hair! )

2.On a bag of Fritos: “You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.”

(The shoplifter special! )

3.On a bar of Dial soap: “Directions: Use like regular soap.”

(and that would be.. how?? )

4.On some Swanson frozen dinners: “Serving suggestion: Defrost.”

(But it’s *just* a suggestion! )

5.On a hotel provided shower cap in a box:  “Fits one head.”

(!!! )

6.On Tesco’s Tiramisu dessert: (printed on the bottom of the box): “Do not turn upside down.”

(Too late! You lose! )

7.On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: “Product will be hot after heating.”

(Are you sure??? Let’s experiment. )

8.On packaging for a Rowenta iron: “Do not iron clothes on body.”

(But wouldn’t that save more time??? )

(Whose body?? )

9.On Boot’s Children’s cough medicine: “Do not drive car or operate machinery.”

(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts! )

10.On Nytol sleep aid: “Warning: may cause drowsiness.”

(One would hope! )

11.On a Korean kitchen knife: “Warning: keep out of children.”

(Or pets! What’s for dinner? )

12.On a string of Chinese-made lights: “For indoor or outdoor use only.”

(As opposed to outer space or underground)

On a Japanese food processor: “Not to be used for the other use.”

(Hmmmm, now I’m curious)

13.On Sainsbury’s peanuts: “Warning: contains nuts.”

(no comment)

14.On an American Airlines packet of nuts: “Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.”

(what is going on here? )

15.On a child’s superman costume: “Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.”

(Way to destroy a universal childhood fantasy!)

Dear Reader, please share if you know any funny/strange User Instructions.