Teacher & Student – Joke 1
Teacher: Whoever answers my next question, can go home.
One student throws his bag out the window..
Teacher: Who just threw that?!
Student: Me! I’m going home now.
Discussion of Terrorists – Joke 2
Two Terrorists having discussion in a Restaurant…
The waitress asks them what the discussion was about?
Terrorist: We are planing to kill 14 thousand people & a dog..
Waitress: why a dog?
Then one terrorist tells the other.
“See I told you nobody will care about the 14 thousand people”