Teacher & Student – Joke 1
Teacher: Whoever answers my next question, can go home.
One student throws his bag out the window..
Teacher: Who just threw that?!
Student: Me! I’m going home now.
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Discussion of Terrorists – Joke 2
Two Terrorists having discussion in a Restaurant…
The waitress asks them what the discussion was about?
Terrorist: We are planing to kill 14 thousand people & a dog..
Waitress: why a dog?
Then one terrorist tells the other.
“See I told you nobody will care about the 14 thousand people”
Like all of ’em!
The waiter in the second joke, unlike what the terrorist thinks, asked about the dog out of curiosity, not because he had concerns for the dog and felt none for the 14,000 people. The waiter, like me and perhaps other readers merely played on the lessons we learnt in
School about recognizing an odd thing amongst several other things with similar characteristics or identification. The dog was simply an odd thing out.
aweful,yet thanks.
joke one is hilarious, a smart and e-student
The second one is a play on the “killing a million muslims” joke 🙂