Two Blind Pilots – Very Funny

Two blind pilots both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane.

Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit, the door closes, and the engines start up. The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some sign that this is just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming.

The plane moves faster and faster down the runway and the people sitting in the window seats realize they’re headed straight for the water at the edge of the airport. As it begins to look as though the plane will plough in to the water, panicked screams fill the cabin. At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon all retreat into t heir magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands.

In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and says,”ya know, Bob, one of these days, they’re gonna scream too late and we’re all gonna die.”


11 Responses to Two Blind Pilots – Very Funny

  1. Riffat Mansoor January 12, 2013 at 9:15 PM #

    Hahahahha….Real Good One!!!!!!!!

  2. Hammad azam January 12, 2013 at 7:28 PM #


  3. Shakil January 12, 2013 at 4:00 PM #

    With todays planes actually a real pilot is not really required.
    But this was a nice joke.

  4. Abmalik January 12, 2013 at 3:25 PM #


    Me think, they should place a bold notice where everyone can see, warning passengers to scream as soon as they feel the craft has gathered enough speed.

  5. sshhab January 12, 2013 at 12:59 PM #

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  6. sk ashif January 12, 2013 at 12:15 PM #


  7. Ateeq Roomy January 12, 2013 at 11:45 AM #

    Hey Really Im Naheeds Brother. You know Naheed do you Sara?

    • Ali - Admin January 13, 2013 at 6:23 PM #

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  8. Ismail Rifai August 13, 2011 at 9:40 AM #

    very nice

    • Ateeq Roomy January 12, 2013 at 11:46 AM #

      To say nice there is no any video or picture you have to say funny

  9. Ahed91 January 19, 2011 at 1:05 AM #

    HaHaHaHaHa >>>>> Nice ..