What Is The Time In Egypt?

There was a tour bus in Egypt that stopped in the middle of a town square. The tourists are all shopping at the little stands surrounding egyptthe square.

One tourist looks at his watch, but it is broken, so he leans over to a local who is squatted down next to his cow.

“What time is it, sir?”

The local reaches out and softly cups the cow’s udder in his hand, and raises it up and down.

“It’s about 3:00”, he says.

The tourist can’t believe what he just saw… He runs back to the bus, and sure enough, it is 3:00. He tells a few of the fellow tourists his story, “The man can tell the time by the weight of his cow`s udder!”

One of the doubting tourists walks back to the local and asks him the time, the same thing happens! It is 3:05.p.m. He runs back to tell the story.

Finally, the bus driver wants to know how it is done. He walks over and asks the local how he knows the time from the cow`s udder.

The local says “Sit down here and grab the cow`s udder.”

“Now, lift it up in the air. Now, look underneath it to the other side of the courtyard, where that clock is hanging on the wall.”

5 Responses to What Is The Time In Egypt?

  1. MissLulu January 12, 2013 at 3:46 PM #

    i like it tooooooooo

  2. Mohamed January 11, 2013 at 4:21 PM #

    Q1: 300
    Q2: 24
    Q3: brothers with same birthday but different birthdate

  3. Ahmed January 7, 2013 at 1:03 AM #

    It is not funny at all, It is tasteless As a mattaer of fact you lately have stupid so called “jokes” and they are just not funny at all

  4. sharif123 January 6, 2013 at 10:24 PM #

    Another piece of hillarious joke. But is it applicable for only Egypt? Brilliant Sara

  5. Arif Khan January 6, 2013 at 12:06 PM #

    Time in Egypt ===> Surprising & Very interested Joke 🙂