The Lazy Students – Joke 1
There was a teacher who was shouting at his class because they were so incredibly lazy, “I wouldn’t be surprised if 50% of you flunk this math class,” he said.
One of the kids put up his hand. “But teacher, there aren’t that many in this class,” he said.
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Why are you opposed to War? – Joke 2
The social studies teacher had just finished a unit on war and peace.
Teacher: “How many of you, would say you’re opposed to war?”
Not surprisingly, all hands went up.
Teacher: “Who’ll give us the reason for being opposed to war?”
A large, bored-looking boy in the back of the room raised his hand.
Teacher: “Yes Johnny”
Johnny : “I hate war, because wars make history, and then some poor, innocent kid has to memorize all about it.”
Isn’t the kid right?!
Hi Johnny this is a bitter pill