Men & Women – Discussion Comparison

Women’s version

Jane: Oh! You got a haircut! That’s so cute!

Sally: Do you think so? I wasn’t sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don’t think it’s too fluffy looking?

Jane: Oh God no! No, it’s perfect. I’d love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I’m pretty much stuck with this stuff I think.

Sally: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you could easily get one of those layer cuts – that would look so cute I think. I was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my long neck.

Jane: Oh – that’s funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything to take attention away from this two-by-four I have for a shoulder line.

Sally: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms – see how short they are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier.

Men’s version

Tom: Haircut?

John: Yeah.


Tommy got 100 out of 100 in the exam. So the teacher gave him a gift and said, I hope you will do the same in the next exam.’

Tommy: Thank you Sir. I hope you will also print the question paper from my uncle’s printing shop next time.


3 Responses to Men & Women – Discussion Comparison

  1. Sonah December 11, 2012 at 6:43 PM #

    Tommy- the sharif badmash!

  2. Sonah December 11, 2012 at 6:42 PM #

    In the two versions it would seem it is a qualityand quantity issue. The eternal issue.

  3. sharif123 December 11, 2012 at 1:15 PM #

    Little Tommy disclosed the secret