You Killed Your Wife? – 2 Short Jokes

Man & Doctor

The man told his doctor that he wasn’t able to do all the things around the house that he used to do.

When the examination was complete, he said, “Now, Doctor, I can’t take it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me.”

“Well, in plain English,” the doctor replied, “you’re just lazy.”

“OK,” said the man. “Now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife.”

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You Killed Your Wife?

A man runs to the police stations & the below conversation takes place:

Man: Please arrest me!

Police: Why what’s wrong?

Man: I shot my wife with my gun.

Police: You killed your wife? You rogue!

Man: No! I missed every bullet that’s why you have to lock me up so she can’t get to me!