Now, Do You Want To Go Jail?

Jail vs Office: Funny Comparison 


(Read till the end)

In Jail: you spend the majority of your time in an 8’X10′ cell.

At Office: you spend most of your time in a 6’X8′ cubicle.


In Jail:you get three meals a day (free).

At Office:you only get a break for one meal and probably have to pay for it yourself.


In Jail:you get time off for good behavior.

At Office:you get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK.


In Jail: a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you..

At Office: you must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors yourself.


In Jail: you can watch TV and play games.

At Office: you get fired for watching TV and playing games.


In Jail: they allow your family and friends to visit.

At Office: you can not even speak to your family and friends.


In Jail: all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all.

At Office: You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the Jailers.



Which Sounds Better?

So what are you waiting for………???

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9 Responses to Now, Do You Want To Go Jail?

  1. Shana December 13, 2012 at 6:13 PM #

    You can comment from jail too….
    (Comment submitted from Central Jail)

    • Ali - Admin December 17, 2012 at 11:39 AM #


  2. sharif123 November 28, 2012 at 12:20 AM #

    Let’s have a meeting in Saudi jail to discuss the agonies of our office life.

    • Ali - Admin November 28, 2012 at 2:16 PM #


  3. Mubarek.alamin November 25, 2012 at 8:13 AM #

    I think going My way is the best freedom value i get have. Anyone care for Amway illustration of how to get there?

  4. Zameer November 24, 2012 at 6:41 AM #

    Hussain, that is meant to be a joke. Don’t take it too hard 😛
    Get a life ppl !

  5. Hussain R HJI November 24, 2012 at 2:23 AM #

    Hi Dear Sara i would like to add these scripts,

    In jail you r restrected to move only few round the allocated area and (within a very limited yards only)
    at Office you are free to move round to any area that you want to

    in jail you may add very lettle valuble knowledge to you educationm due to people round you
    at office you add every day new information and knowledges due to same reason

    in jail you are only free to outlet of jail and not allowed to visit friends or family when you wanted to
    at office you have the freedum to outlet and visit you families and friends

    in jail you’ll see on daily iron bases bars round you and live in cage like animals
    at office you live in a very healthy sorrunding you healthy environment

    Sara I’am sure you’ve much to add to these sentenses.. arn’t you ?

  6. Yunus November 23, 2012 at 1:41 PM #

    The reality is that we are all in jail. The world is one huge prison

  7. Sameh November 23, 2012 at 11:55 AM #

    But I’m free of both, jail and office,.. now I’m at home jail, I have to take permission for all things to do………from wife (special guard).