What Is The Time?

Joke 1

Company Interview

Interviewer: There are two main rules for our company to select you.

Candidate: What is it Sir?

Interviewer: Our second rule is Cleanliness, did you wipe your feet on the mat near the door before coming in?

Candidate: “Yes Sir”

Interviewer: Our first rule is trustworthiness and for your information there is no mat!!!


Joke 2

What Is The Time?

Once an old man was waiting for a train sitting at a bench.

A young boy came to him & asked the time.

Old man refused to tell the time.

Boy insisted again and again but old man kept denying.

Boy asked for a reason!

Old man said: ” If I tell you the time, then you will ask about my name, job,etc. Then i will ask about you. Both of us will be frank. By chance you may get a sit with me. then you might get down at my station. My daughter may come to receive me, she will meet you, She is beautiful. You may fall in love with her, she too. Then you might decide to get married & I’m sorry, I don’t want such a poor son in law, who doesn’t even have his own watch to see the time! “


8 Responses to What Is The Time?

  1. huss4444 December 22, 2012 at 2:50 PM #

    1st lovely; 2nd doubtful.

  2. yehia November 19, 2012 at 11:51 AM #

    1st nice 2nd eggs

  3. Mubarek.alamin November 18, 2012 at 9:18 PM #

    good enough reason not to go his will.. life in average time is greater i’ll laugh later when time can brief himself. little part of this universe is what we all have in this world. from the whole dominion of God creations.

  4. sharif123 November 18, 2012 at 8:10 PM #

    That means Old man faced this situations before quite few times

  5. Vaseem November 18, 2012 at 5:09 PM #

    nice jokes..
    especially the second one. In fact it is a reality that pathetic old people actually persist (I know some).

  6. Ahmed Bello November 18, 2012 at 1:47 PM #

    Joke number 1 has a misplaced display of discussants. Who is the interviewer? Who is the candidate and who is the applicant?

  7. annonomos November 18, 2012 at 1:32 PM #

    bare tight!

  8. sk ashif November 18, 2012 at 12:36 PM #

    known joke!