8 Short Funny Jokes – Enjoy

1. Long back, a person who sacrificed his sleep, forgot his family,

Forgot his food, forgot laughter were called “Saints”

But now they are called… “IT professionals”

2. An interesting line written at the back of a Biker’s T Shirt:

“If you are able to see this, please tell me that my friend has fallen off”

3. Most Relationships fail not because of the absence of love..

Love is always present…

It’s just that, one loves too much,

And the other loves too many,

4. Employee: Boss, now i have got married..! Please increase my salary..!

BOSS: Factory is not responsible for accidents occurring outside the company..!

5. What is a Fear?

Fear is the Deep, Wrenching feeling in your stomach when pages of your book

Still smell new and just few hours left for your exams..!

6. someone has rightly said, “A fool can ask more questions that a wise man

Cannot answer” No Wonder why so many of us speechless when lecturers ask question..!

7. After reading the form filled by an applicant.. The employer said: ” WE do have an

Opening for you..! Applicant: What is it? Interviewer: It’s called the “door..!”

8 .A Banner cum Sign Board In front of an IT company..

Drive Slowly, Dont kill our Employee…….. Leave them to us

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4 Responses to 8 Short Funny Jokes – Enjoy

  1. Adnan sheikh November 13, 2012 at 2:36 AM #

    Nice joks

  2. Mubarek AL-Amin November 13, 2012 at 2:11 AM #

    Fear stands for ever alone resisting to smile.

  3. Ian November 12, 2012 at 11:17 AM #

    The definition of FEAR is the best one.

    I still feel that fear and its the only fear that i love.

  4. sharif123 November 11, 2012 at 11:24 PM #

    Jokes/quotes mixed together