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Woman who beat the Lawyers – Court Joke

By on October 10, 2012 in Jokes
She again replied, “Why yes, I do. I’ve known Mr.Jack since he was a youngster, too. He’s lazy,bigoted and he has a drinking problem. He can’t build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women, one of them was your wife.Yes, I know him.”
The defense attorney almost died.
The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench, and in a very quiet voice, said, “If either of you Idiots asks her if she knows me, I’ll throw you in jail for contempt.”

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31 Responses to Woman who beat the Lawyers – Court Joke

  1. Sonah October 18, 2012 at 5:10 PM #

    The judge had understood that the old lady had the instinct to invent any story
    around somebody. You name that person, and here she goes!

  2. Mostafa Said October 15, 2012 at 1:52 PM #

    LOL

  3. Wasim October 12, 2012 at 12:57 PM #

    No need to ask about the judge. He told it by himself 🙂
    Great joke.

    • Ali - Admin October 14, 2012 at 1:50 AM #

      lol.

  4. Mubarek.Alamin October 11, 2012 at 8:25 AM #

    that’s crazy

  5. Hammad azam October 11, 2012 at 7:02 AM #

    Lawyers always ask stupid question to get answers of their choice this time things went extremely against
    Weldon old grandma

  6. Rehan October 10, 2012 at 10:50 PM #

    No. 1 she was a woman 2ndly an elder woman …..no baba no…… Do not argue with such lady who will drag you down to her level and beat you with experience…………….

  7. sharif123 October 10, 2012 at 8:18 PM #

    Stay away from that woman. She will strip you mentally

  8. nizamhm1944 October 10, 2012 at 8:11 PM #

    The joke shows the real situation of the judiciary of the world.

  9. Paras October 10, 2012 at 6:02 PM #

    One of the best!!!

    • Ali - Admin October 14, 2012 at 1:51 AM #

      Glad you liked it Paras.

  10. Salahudheen October 10, 2012 at 5:18 PM #

    haaahaaaahaaaaaaaaa..cooool..

  11. sk ashif October 10, 2012 at 4:47 PM #

    will people start to follow this example??
    it will be nice if they do!

  12. sk ashif October 10, 2012 at 4:45 PM #

    very nice one!truly impressing!

  13. Syed Tasleem October 10, 2012 at 3:51 PM #

    Oh! That was the mother of all jokes. HAHAHAHAHA. It took me literally 3 minutes to stop laughing and then quite smiling. Marvelous joke. God bless you Sara for keeping us fresh and healthy, mentally.

    • Ali - Admin October 14, 2012 at 1:57 AM #

      Thanks Tasleem.

  14. BAdam October 10, 2012 at 2:45 PM #

    Loooooool

  15. Musa Shalangwa October 10, 2012 at 1:00 PM #

    Hahahahaha! thank you sarah for putting a smile on my face this morning, believe me you just made my day. I really had a good laugh.

  16. Junedayz November 16, 2011 at 2:04 AM #

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAAH!!!! this lady is too funny!
    i like the sentence: the defence autorney almost died!
    now i really want to know whatt the judge does that would throw the 2 guys in jail!  

    • Ado October 12, 2012 at 5:39 AM #

      @Junedayz, that will be contemptuos, so nobody could tell you that not even Sara, Lol……

  17. Amr nawar June 21, 2011 at 11:21 AM #

    This old grand mother witness could be a witch.
    No one is ideal,every one must have mistakes.
    Funny.

  18. Wael B June 21, 2011 at 10:30 AM #

    hahahahah, yeah this is nice ^_^
    Thanx for making me smile

  19. S-male June 21, 2011 at 3:27 AM #

    …don’t miss with elderly

  20. sab June 20, 2011 at 10:41 PM #

    This one was one of the best!! I rarely laugh out loud, but i couldn’t control myself at this one! 😀

  21. nacira June 20, 2011 at 8:20 PM #

    sooooooo funny, I think when the lawyer aske Mrs Rima ” Do you know the judge?
    she says yes , I wonder What she  tells

  22. Orion June 20, 2011 at 4:05 PM #

    hahaha this is wonderful xD old people with strong memory still exists those day’s, and they never forget XD i love that Lady 😀 Great one Sara 

  23. Goldypearl June 20, 2011 at 3:50 PM #

    extremely funnnnnnnnnnnnnny.

  24. Goldypearl June 20, 2011 at 3:50 PM #

    extremely funnnnnnnnnnnnnny.

  25. Rami Y. Nasser June 20, 2011 at 2:30 PM #

    This proves to us that most (if not all) lawyers and judges are cheaters !!!

    and Mrs. Rima reminds me of my beloved mother .

    The best part was when the judge threatened the lawyers .

    Sara , this court joke is simply marvellous !!! thanks a million for sharing it .

  26. Cyberios June 20, 2011 at 11:58 AM #

    Thanks for this joke, a very good one

  27. Engineer June 20, 2011 at 9:48 AM #

    Oh…That was hilarious…I cannot stop laughing…