Did you see God?

One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in a classroom. The teacher was going to explain evolution to the children.

The teacher asked a little boy: Kevin do you see the tree outside?

Kevin: Yes.

TEACHER: Kevin, do you see the grass outside?

Kevin: Yes.

TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky.

Kevin: Okay. (He returned a few minutes later) Yes, I saw the sky.

TEACHER: Did you see God?

Kevin: No.

TEACHER: That’s my point. We can’t see God because he isn’t there. He doesn’t exist.

A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the boy some questions…..

The teacher agreed and the little girl asked the boy: Kevin, do you see the tree outside?

Kevin: Yes.

LITTLE GIRL: Kevin do you see the grass outside?

Kevin: Yessssss (getting tired of the questions by this time).

LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky?

Kevin: Yessssss

LITTLE GIRL: Kevin, do you see the teacher?

Kevin: Yes

LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain?

Kevin: No

LITTLE GIRL: Then according to what we were taught today in school, she must not have one!

84 Responses to Did you see God?

  1. Jola Animashaun May 10, 2014 at 11:27 AM #

    Nice joke!
    It’s a fact Allah swt does exist,
    He has the dominion of Heaven and Earth and all that He created.
    Glory be to Him.
    Allah Akbar!!!

  2. Roderick June 4, 2013 at 9:18 PM #

    It is hot here on the Mississippi gulf coast!

  3. Maaham May 19, 2013 at 12:03 AM #

    Fantastic jokes. Sara I always love reading these jokes. I even recommended this site to my friends and they too are big fans of your work. Thank you so much for taking out time to provide entertainment

    • Ali - Admin May 31, 2013 at 3:38 PM #

      Really nice to know that you like our content Maaham.
      God Bless You.

  4. Sonah January 14, 2013 at 6:09 PM #

    there exists a general belief that Nature is the visible form of God. God is universal because Nature is universal too. Like the sun ,the moon, the sea,and so on.

  5. saif October 2, 2012 at 5:26 PM #

    very nice example, keep up it.

    • Ali - Admin October 5, 2012 at 11:18 PM #

      Thanks saif.

  6. skybeen September 30, 2012 at 10:39 PM #

    we are human beings and we children of human beings…..ALLAH is superstetious ,no one had ever seen HIM……a human eye may not focus HIM JUST Like we cant see angels and giants…….He is almighty and no one has power or authority to ask him or to force HIM if HE wants to come and expose HIMSELF…..

    a man or a woman becomes weeks in certain age so they need children to take care of them in old age…..while ALLAH is almighty he will never week ….HE owns all seven skies and earths and all what lies in between them…..
    Angels remain alert to obey HIM so why HE may need children……HE is above our thought…..

    a bird is a “child” of a bird and a human being is a child of man and woman…is it not a foolish thought when some one knows about the person who is his father and a woman who is his mother…..even then he insists that “he has one more father”………..

    ALLAH needs no children because HE HIMSELF powerful almighty……but
    does a “child so week that he needs two father”……

    • Mohammed October 18, 2012 at 3:19 PM #

      Dear Skybeen,

      Correct yourself, Allah IS NOT SUPERSTETIOUS belief…
      HE is one who exists, before anyone being created and HE alone will be there everything is destroyed….
      whether we see HIM or not, this does not change the fact that HE exists.
      We cannot see ALLAH, as HE chose it that way that we cannot see HIM with these worldly eyes. That is why this is a test.