Lawyer & Doctor – Joke

A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party.

Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice.

After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, “What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you’re out of the office?”

“I give it to them,” replied the lawyer, “and then I send them a bill.”

The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try.

The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills.

When he went to place them in his mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer.

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21 Responses to Lawyer & Doctor – Joke

  1. B.N.Das January 13, 2014 at 7:43 PM #

    It is a very old joke.Show some original good and funny jokes. Anxiously awaiting to see such jokes.

  2. Mohammad Mansour December 7, 2013 at 10:05 AM #

    Thanks dear Sara as you do not bill us for your nice messages !!

  3. Dori June 24, 2013 at 12:50 AM #

    I don’t think the doctor was at all surprised since he was doing just that, billing his friends.

  4. Wasim October 3, 2012 at 5:32 PM #

    We named downfall of humanity and humen values as PROFESIONALISM.

    Its a big unfortunate of the present world where we sell Good Advices, we sell Education, we sell our religion as well (profesional shaikhs/mullas who damage our religion even more than the enemies of this beautiful religion)

    • Syed A K Ahmed June 23, 2013 at 10:28 PM #

      sadly agreed..!!

  5. sk ashif September 16, 2012 at 7:20 PM #

    I think there is a competition going on between me and Zafar Iqbal about the total number of commments

  6. Ian September 15, 2012 at 3:39 AM #

    Sadly, This is what the life is today But the people who go out of the way to help others is what is remembered and is respected.

    • sk ashif September 16, 2012 at 2:49 PM #

      Agreed! dear Ian!

  7. Mubarek AL-Amin September 15, 2012 at 2:34 AM #

    yeah! what kind of crooked job is this?

  8. sharif123 September 14, 2012 at 11:44 AM #

    Keep safe distance from Lawyer, India police police & snakes.

    • Syed A K Ahmed June 23, 2013 at 10:31 PM #

      Ha Ha. well said

  9. Mohammed Mir September 4, 2011 at 7:45 PM #

    woah, that was REALLY Cheeky. Doctor must’ve been flabbergasted

  10. YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni July 31, 2011 at 11:56 PM #

    haaa lmaoo nice one!
    if i do that ill be a millionaire from all these questions ppl be askin me lol
    thankss 🙂

  11. Junedayz July 31, 2011 at 11:04 PM #

    greedy people..so what if they give advice for free? it feels better knowing that you help someone out of business hours too…money isnt everything .

    • Anonymous July 31, 2011 at 11:31 PM #

      I totally agree with you!
      Couldn’t have said it any better myself 🙂

      • sk ashif September 16, 2012 at 7:21 PM #

        Yes, true, Ian also gives a similar message.

  12. mustafa July 31, 2011 at 1:04 PM #

    why do people have to love money so much

    • sk ashif September 18, 2012 at 3:02 PM #

      Because people think money can buy anything!

      • mamdouh October 1, 2012 at 1:33 AM #

        but it is completly not tru the kind and love from people is very worth thing

      • mamdouh October 1, 2012 at 1:35 AM #

        It is completly not tru the love from people is agreet thing

        • sk ashif October 1, 2012 at 9:21 AM #

          yes, i know bro!