Dumbo: I told, I Love her, but she said her shoes are new .
Dumbo: I want to know my mobile bill?
Operator: Sir, just dial 100 to know current bill status
Dumbo: Stupid, not my Current bill but mobile bill !!
Dumbo in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: ” Bombay … Bombay “
Air hostess said: “B silent.”