Dumbo and his Wife – Short Jokes

When Dumbo was traveling with his wife in a car, the driver adjusted the mirror.

Dumbo shouted, “You are trying to see my wife? Sit behind. I will drive.”

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Friend: I got a brand new Caprice car for my wife!

Dumbo: Wow!!! That’s an unbelievable exchange offer!!! 

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Dumbo: I think that girl is deaf.

Friend: How do you know?

Dumbo: I told, I Love her, but she said her shoes are new .

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Dumbo: I want to know my mobile bill?

Operator: Sir, just dial 100 to know current bill status

Dumbo: Stupid, not my Current bill but mobile bill !!

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Dumbo in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: ” Bombay … Bombay “

Air hostess said: “B silent.”

Dumbo: “Ok.. Ombay. Ombay”