Politician Joke & plus one more

The Politician’s Philosophy

1. The poor: work and work,

2. The rich: exploit the poor,

3. The soldier: protects both,

4. The taxpayer: pays for all three,

5. The wanderer: rests for all four,

6. The barber: does haircuts for all five,

7. The banker: robs all six,

8. The lawyer: misleads all seven,

9. The doctor: kills all eight,

10. The undertaker: buries all nine,

11. The Politician: lives happily on the account of all ten.


Short Joke 

An old man walks into the barbershop for shave and a haircut, but he tells the barber he can’t get his mustache cleans shaved because his cheeks are wrinkled due to old age.

The barber gets a little rubber ball from a cup on the shelf and tells him to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin.

When he’s finished, the old man tells the barber that was the cleanest shave he’s had in years. But he wanted to know what would have happened if he had swallowed that little ball.

The barber replied, “No issues, just bring it back in a couple of days like everyone else does.”

6 Responses to Politician Joke & plus one more

  1. Mubarek AL-Amin September 4, 2012 at 4:00 AM #


  2. shakil September 3, 2012 at 11:04 AM #

    The Barber one is Hilarious

  3. Xyz September 2, 2012 at 5:16 PM #

    Yikes!! Dirty barber!!

  4. Xyz September 2, 2012 at 5:15 PM #

    Yikees!!! Bad barber

  5. Rehan September 2, 2012 at 4:41 PM #

    Toba Toba

  6. sharif123 September 2, 2012 at 2:51 PM #

    The barber is quite intelligent like you