Policeman beats a Lawyer – Great Conversation

A: ‘Yes sir, we do!’
Q: ‘And do you have a locker in the room?’
A: ‘Yes sir, I do.’
Q: ‘And do you have a lock on your locker?’
A: ‘Yes sir.’
Q: ‘Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?’
A: ‘You see, sir — we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room.’
The courtroom EXPLODED with laughter, and a prompt recess was called.

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9 Responses to Policeman beats a Lawyer – Great Conversation

  1. Zafar Iqbal September 17, 2012 at 4:10 PM #

    In India, the joke would be on the lawyers!

    As how you can tell a lawyer on a cold day: the man who will warm/keep his hands in another person’s pockets!

  2. sharif123 August 30, 2012 at 5:52 PM #

    very nice

  3. Ian August 30, 2012 at 2:12 PM #


  4. Nahil August 30, 2012 at 1:29 PM #

    lol Extended Edition : “….The courtroom erupted in laughter, and a prompt recess was called. The officer on the stand has been nominated for this year’s “Best Comeback” line — and we think he’ll win.”

  5. bob December 7, 2011 at 2:02 AM #


  6. mustafa August 22, 2011 at 2:12 PM #

    the lawyer deserves it

  7. Anonymous April 28, 2011 at 11:16 PM #

    looooool nice one…but i think officers are always winning no matter what, maybe because they got the laws behind them lol 😛

  8. Goldypearl April 27, 2011 at 3:26 PM #

    we can see that some lawyers are not loyal, they need to study law and respect privacy.

  9. Jamalia111 April 27, 2011 at 10:04 AM #