Mental Hospital & 2 More Jokes


During a visit to mental hospital, the newspaper reporter asked him, “How do you determine whether or not a person should be put in the Mental Hospital?”

“Well,” he said, “we fill up a tub with water. Then we offer a spoon, a mug and a bucket to the person, and tell them to empty the bathtub.”

“Oh, I understand,” the reporter said. “A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or the mug.”

“No” he said. “A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want an A/C room or non-A/C ?



 After returning back from a foreign trip, a Dumbo asked his wife,

Do I look like a foreigner?

Wife: No! Why?

Dumbo: In Canada a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?



One tourist from England asked Mr.Dumbo:

Any great man born in this city???

Mr.Dumbo: no sir, only small Babies!!!

4 Responses to Mental Hospital & 2 More Jokes

  1. Mubarek AL-Amin August 9, 2012 at 5:26 AM #


  2. Mubarek AL-Amin August 9, 2012 at 5:25 AM #

    I have to agree with canadian foreigners they’er all funny.

  3. sharif123 August 8, 2012 at 5:16 PM #

    Quite funny

  4. Ian August 8, 2012 at 1:01 PM #