Mental Hospital & 2 More Jokes

Joke1

During a visit to mental hospital, the newspaper reporter asked him, “How do you determine whether or not a person should be put in the Mental Hospital?”

“Well,” he said, “we fill up a tub with water. Then we offer a spoon, a mug and a bucket to the person, and tell them to empty the bathtub.”

“Oh, I understand,” the reporter said. “A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or the mug.”

“No” he said. “A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want an A/C room or non-A/C ?

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Joke2

 After returning back from a foreign trip, a Dumbo asked his wife,

Do I look like a foreigner?

Wife: No! Why?

Dumbo: In Canada a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?

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Joke3

One tourist from England asked Mr.Dumbo:

Any great man born in this city???

Mr.Dumbo: no sir, only small Babies!!!