Is Your Doctor Like This?

Dr.David- Very Funny Jokes

Let me tell you about Dr.David He’s very good!

If you tell him you want a second opinion,

He’ll go out and come in again. 


Another time, he gave a patient 3 months to live.

At the end of the 3 months, the patient hadn’t paid his bill,

So, the doctor gave him another 3 months.


One patient came in and said,

“Doctor, I have a serious memory problem.”

The doctor asked, “When did it start?”

The man replied,

“When did what start?”


When I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places,

He told me to stop going to those places.


While he was talking to me, his nurse came in and said,

“Doctor, there is a man here who thinks he’s invisible.”

The doctor said, “Tell him I can’t see him.”


I remember one time I told my doctor

I had a ringing in my ears.

His advice:

“Don’t answer it.”


You know, doctors can be so frustrating.

You wait a month and a half for an appointment,

Then he says,

“I wish you had come to me sooner.”

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