It got down to the last couple of minutes when the soldier got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The soldier went back to his seat and sat there, silently.
The other students were shocked and stunned, and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the soldier and asked, ‘What in the world is the matter with you? ‘Why did you do that?’
The soldier calmly replied, ‘God sent me to shut-up the mouths of Idiots like you.’
The classroom erupted in cheers!
Moral: If you don’t know GOD, don’t make stupid remarks!!!!!