A patient goes to the doctor’s office where, much to his surprise the doctor asks him, “Can you please do me a favour & solve my problem?”
Sure, doctor, what can I do for you, says the patient.
“Would you scream in the most earsplitting, piercing screams you can manage? Try to make it sound as if you’re in terrible pain.” The doctor says.
“But why, doctor, you’ve always been gentle with me and your treatments have never caused me any pain?” Asks the patient.
“Yes,” Says the doctor in a matter-of-fact tone, “but I have a 4 o’clock tee time at the golf course I don’t want to miss, and my waiting room is still full of patients.”
This is a very nice joke.
Sana and the entire ffj team are doing wonderful job here, I appreciate you guys.
Disregard bad comments and distraction please.
Jazakhalai Khairan.
Thank you sooo much Jola for your wishes and encouragement 🙂
Interesting comments. Sharif nailed it when he said we should help Sara.
If you knew the life of doctors, you would definitely appreciate the joke. I know my brother, who is a doctor, has spent 72 hours non stop at times looking after patients. And although doctors’ lives are definitely dedicated to the sick, they definitely need to have their own time…. Guys loosen up! And see a joke for what it is…
Good stuff Sarah! Your inspirational stories really get us going!
The joke was to scare the patients away so he could go play golf. How is that not funny? Get some humor, guys!
Nice joke. Doctor’s wife must be a lawyer and the docor has learnt some tricks from her.
Cant even call it a joke ….
Sara, Learn to accept criticism as well, along with appreciation. What’s the need to post comment here if u’re gonna remove it, tough its not an insulting or hatred comment.
The trick of Professionals. This is what the result of the changes of the services of Medical, Education etc to Profession..
these jokes are very funny and according to me this is a good site for jokes.
I’ll just steal new identity since the doctors are professional sicko formal stricke ups.
HA HAHAHA ….LOVELY JOKE.
THANKS SARA .
Thanks Amal.
POOR JOKE
it’s not even close of being funny ! at all !
cheater
Jaki is sorely lacking in a sense of humor. The joke is a mild dig at doctors and their fetish for golf. Don’t worry Sara…I am a big fan of yours!
Jaki is sorely lacking in a sense of humor. The joke is a mild dig at doctors and their fetish for golf….don’t worry Sara, I am a big fan of yours!
Sara’s running out of ideas!!! This is nothing but rubbish. Doctos are not at all liked and loved in our society. This would make people hate them more despite the fact that it’s only a joke.
We can help Sara by contributing some jokes from our side. Her dedication to this site is unquestionable.
Poor doctor