Would You Please Help Solve a Problem?

A patient goes to the doctor’s office where, much to his surprise the doctor asks him, “Can you please do me a favour & solve my problem?”

Sure, doctor, what can I do for you, says the patient.

“Would you scream in the most earsplitting, piercing screams you can manage? Try to make it sound as if you’re in terrible pain.” The doctor says.

“But why, doctor, you’ve always been gentle with me and your treatments have never caused me any pain?” Asks the patient.

“Yes,” Says the doctor in a matter-of-fact tone, “but I have a 4 o’clock tee time at the golf course I don’t want to miss, and my waiting room is still full of patients.”

21 Responses to Would You Please Help Solve a Problem?

  1. Jola Animashaun October 2, 2014 at 1:07 PM #

    This is a very nice joke.
    Sana and the entire ffj team are doing wonderful job here, I appreciate you guys.
    Disregard bad comments and distraction please.
    Jazakhalai Khairan.

    • Sana - Editor FFJ October 14, 2014 at 2:08 PM #

      Thank you sooo much Jola for your wishes and encouragement 🙂

  2. Roderick October 27, 2013 at 11:41 PM #

    Interesting comments. Sharif nailed it when he said we should help Sara.

  3. Nausheen May 15, 2013 at 12:40 PM #

    If you knew the life of doctors, you would definitely appreciate the joke. I know my brother, who is a doctor, has spent 72 hours non stop at times looking after patients. And although doctors’ lives are definitely dedicated to the sick, they definitely need to have their own time…. Guys loosen up! And see a joke for what it is…

    Good stuff Sarah! Your inspirational stories really get us going!

  4. Moktadir Rahman Shourav February 19, 2013 at 7:09 PM #

    The joke was to scare the patients away so he could go play golf. How is that not funny? Get some humor, guys!

  5. sharif123 February 19, 2013 at 4:49 PM #

    Nice joke. Doctor’s wife must be a lawyer and the docor has learnt some tricks from her.

  6. umair February 19, 2013 at 11:50 AM #

    Cant even call it a joke ….

  7. sid August 7, 2012 at 11:50 AM #

    Sara, Learn to accept criticism as well, along with appreciation. What’s the need to post comment here if u’re gonna remove it, tough its not an insulting or hatred comment.

  8. Nizam HM July 15, 2012 at 11:31 AM #

    The trick of Professionals. This is what the result of the changes of the services of Medical, Education etc to Profession..

  9. tucson property management July 14, 2012 at 10:52 AM #

    these jokes are very funny and according to me this is a good site for jokes.

  10. Mubarek AL-Amin July 14, 2012 at 7:00 AM #

    I’ll just steal new identity since the doctors are professional sicko formal stricke ups.

  11. Amal July 11, 2012 at 4:35 PM #


    • Sara - Admin July 14, 2012 at 12:26 PM #

      Thanks Amal.

  12. ABDUL July 11, 2012 at 4:18 PM #


  13. heba July 11, 2012 at 3:02 AM #

    it’s not even close of being funny ! at all !

  14. omar July 11, 2012 at 12:50 AM #


  15. Ather July 10, 2012 at 2:36 PM #

    Jaki is sorely lacking in a sense of humor. The joke is a mild dig at doctors and their fetish for golf. Don’t worry Sara…I am a big fan of yours!

  16. Ather July 10, 2012 at 2:31 PM #

    Jaki is sorely lacking in a sense of humor. The joke is a mild dig at doctors and their fetish for golf….don’t worry Sara, I am a big fan of yours!

  17. jaki July 10, 2012 at 2:19 PM #

    Sara’s running out of ideas!!! This is nothing but rubbish. Doctos are not at all liked and loved in our society. This would make people hate them more despite the fact that it’s only a joke.

    • sharif123 February 19, 2013 at 4:52 PM #

      We can help Sara by contributing some jokes from our side. Her dedication to this site is unquestionable.

  18. Ian July 10, 2012 at 12:26 PM #

    Poor doctor