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Husband & Wife – Beautiful Poems

By on June 18, 2012 in ar, Funny Poetry, Jokes
WIFE:
I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.
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HUSBAND:
When I was hungry, I got a pizza.
When I was thirsty,  I got Pepsi.
When I was dark,  I got  light.
When I was without problems, I got YOU.
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WIFE:
Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.
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HUSBAND:
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn’t it rain on you?
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WIFE:
Roses are red; Violets are blue
Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.
Don’t feel so angry you will find me there too
Not in cage but laughing at you

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52 Responses to Husband & Wife – Beautiful Poems

  1. NABI MAJUMDER August 18, 2014 at 12:40 PM #

    you are so funny sara.i really pleasure.thank you

  2. FAISAL November 25, 2013 at 1:30 PM #

    this is love or cold fight???

    • FAISAL November 25, 2013 at 1:31 PM #

      love may be

  3. SHUAIB K.O January 4, 2013 at 12:24 PM #

    Whao, what a beautiful poem there. They really must be ‘cat&dog’.

  4. Sonah October 8, 2012 at 2:23 PM #

    ‘Qui aime bien chatie bien’, as the French would say.Those who know have understood these repartees are a disguised way to say, ;I love You’

  5. Nana August 6, 2012 at 1:07 PM #

    Very very funny

  6. Ahmad July 29, 2012 at 3:10 PM #

    What a good company. Couple in deed.

  7. hilo July 12, 2012 at 12:46 AM #

    OMG

  8. saif June 27, 2012 at 10:39 AM #

    both were good jokey .

  9. binteislam June 25, 2012 at 11:06 AM #

    it”s funny ,should be taken light,but people who are actually furious about it can”t actually absorb the criticism..not a big deal it happens

    • Sara - Admin June 26, 2012 at 3:03 PM #

      Nice to know you enjoyed binteislam!

  10. kabela June 22, 2012 at 12:09 PM #

    Every days and for ever both of them husband and wife write poems

    • Sara - Admin June 22, 2012 at 4:05 PM #

      Good poets!

  11. MERAJ. June 20, 2012 at 12:16 PM #

    Wonderful………………………

    • Sara - Admin June 22, 2012 at 4:05 PM #

      Thanks!

  12. Nizam HM June 19, 2012 at 6:01 PM #

    Good jokes but bad examples

    • Sara - Admin June 22, 2012 at 4:06 PM #

      Jokes as examples?

  13. RAISUDDIN June 19, 2012 at 4:19 PM #

    THIS POEM SHOWS TRUE LOVE AND RESPECT OF EACH OTHER THIS IS THE BEST WAY TO ENJOY YOUR LIFE INSTEAD OF SITTING QUITELY IN A CORNER

    • Sara - Admin June 20, 2012 at 12:14 PM #

      Lol.!

  14. Mukhtar Garba June 19, 2012 at 2:47 PM #

    Both husband and wife have sense of humour. In real life it will help the marriage to last as each will have something to say in order to ease the daily madness of living. Keep it up Sara.

    • Sara - Admin June 20, 2012 at 12:16 PM #

      Funny husband and wife! Enjoying life.
      Nice to see you enjoyed Mukhtar.

  15. Sara fan June 19, 2012 at 2:19 PM #

    Hehehe that was awesome!! Very funny ????. Gud 1 sara????

    • Sara - Admin June 20, 2012 at 12:17 PM #

      Thanks fan!

  16. Mubarek AL-Amin June 19, 2012 at 1:00 AM #

    that’s why of certification of an anger management is a necessity for a pro life.

    • Sara - Admin June 20, 2012 at 12:17 PM #

      Life should be enjoyed Mubarek, right!

  17. Pervez June 18, 2012 at 11:02 PM #

    “EVERYONE SMILES IN THE SAME LANGUAGE”

    How it became a criticism on ladies when the wife is putting the husband in the cage in a zoo! I also don’t find any thing vulgar about it. This is just a little humour, that’s all.

    You are doing a great job Sara. Bringing a little smile to someone’s face without hurting someone’s feelings, is considered a good deed. Keep it up!!!

    • Sara - Admin June 20, 2012 at 12:18 PM #

      Yes pervez, I agree that this one is not against anyone.
      Its a balanced joke!

  18. Nasir Al Rawi June 18, 2012 at 7:06 PM #

    Very Nice. It is happen all the time everyone critisize other.

    • Sara - Admin June 20, 2012 at 12:19 PM #

      Nasir you can use this poem, if you are married -:)

  19. shahid malik June 18, 2012 at 6:58 PM #

    nice poetry

    • Sara - Admin June 20, 2012 at 12:19 PM #

      Both the Husband and wife are poets !

  20. Ramadan June 18, 2012 at 4:37 PM #

    That was so funny and enjoyable, Thank you Sara

    • Sara - Admin June 20, 2012 at 12:19 PM #

      Thanks Ramadan.

  21. Shomail June 18, 2012 at 4:27 PM #

    Nice, don’t know why people always criticize, jokes are just jokes…

    • Sara - Admin June 20, 2012 at 12:20 PM #

      Yup! Rightly said.
      Jokes should be enjoyed!

  22. hussain p ali June 18, 2012 at 3:52 PM #

    They deserved because they have master degree

  23. somya June 18, 2012 at 2:02 PM #

    I dont like the poeme
    d’apres le titre on crois lire un poem d’amour
    Malheueusement on encourage maintenant la trahison le divorce et non pas la patience et le sacrifice entre les couples
    Pls change this way! Sorry for my frensh

    • Sara - Admin June 20, 2012 at 12:21 PM #

      ??

  24. Najeeb July 5, 2011 at 1:53 PM #

    Salt & pepper pep up the life. Good ones from Husband & Wife

  25. Hena_33 February 7, 2011 at 5:21 AM #

    why do u always criticize women????

    • Sara February 7, 2011 at 6:12 AM #

      Hey,
      There is nothing like that. It all meant to be fun in a decent manner!!!
      No offence!!!

      • annonomous June 18, 2012 at 12:11 PM #

        i think hena is right!u do always criticize women!

        • Sara - Admin June 20, 2012 at 12:23 PM #

          Why do you say like that dear?
          Jokes are meant for enjoyment, not to be taken seriously.

          • annomous June 20, 2012 at 10:41 PM #

            i know but still its like ur never criticizing men ur always criticizing women!

      • The Law June 19, 2012 at 9:58 PM #

        Please do not post YOUR own martial quarrels on this website.

      • The Law June 19, 2012 at 10:00 PM #

        * Marital

    • Praiser74 March 14, 2012 at 11:47 AM #

      You people deserve it

    • Shameemkalpana June 26, 2012 at 2:02 PM #

      hey.. every wives have good manner. mine too.
      take it as a harmless jok

  26. Husband February 7, 2011 at 5:19 AM #

    the husband and wife seem to be good poets…….

    • Side friend April 28, 2012 at 8:42 AM #

      And very vulgar too.

      • mohsen June 27, 2012 at 3:12 PM #

        I like it