Short Jokes – Very Funny

Questions asked in the Court by the lawyers. 

Q: How old is your daughter, the one living with you?

A: 24 or 25, I can’t remember exactly.

Q: How long has she lived with you?

A: 35 years.

Q: This disease, does it affect your memory at all?

A: Yes.

Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?

A: I forget.

Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you’ve forgotten?

Q: What is your date of birth?

A: Fourth October.

Q: What year?

A: Every year.


Q: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?


Q: The youngest son, the 18 old, how old is he?

Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?



Q: She had three children, right?

A: Yes.

Q: How many were girls?

A: None.

Q: Were there any boys?


Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?

A: He said, “Where am I, Jenny?”

Q: And why did that upset you?

A: My name is Elizabeth.


Q: How was your first marriage terminated?

A: By death.

Q: And by whose death was it terminated?


Q: Can you describe the individual?

A: He was tall and had a beard.

Q: Was this a male, or a female?


Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?

A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.


Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? Where do you work?

A: Oral.


Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?

A: The autopsy started around 6:30 p.m.

Q: And Mrs.Lucy was dead at the time?

A: No, she was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.


Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?


Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?

A: No.

Q: Did you check for blood pressure?

A: No.

Q: Did you check for breathing?

A: No.

Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?

A: No.

Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?

A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?

A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practising law somewhere.


7 Responses to Short Jokes – Very Funny

  1. Muneeb March 26, 2014 at 2:34 PM #

    Awesome jokes… hahahahaha

  2. ADEGOKE WAHAB August 20, 2013 at 8:03 PM #

    intelligent responses

  3. sharif123 January 25, 2013 at 8:31 PM #

    All are funnies. Thanks Sara

  4. Ismaila Baba January 25, 2013 at 5:08 PM #

    I didnt know that others ask stupid questions like in my place where someone will ask you are you sleeping?

    • sharif123 January 25, 2013 at 8:33 PM #

      Baba jokes do deal with stupid stuffs only

  5. ABDUL KHALLIQ June 16, 2012 at 10:47 AM #

    Excellent way

  6. HAIDER.ALI786 June 15, 2012 at 4:07 PM #