Short Funny Jokes

Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an “I”.
Student: I is the….
Teacher: Stop! Never put ‘is’ after an “I”. Always put ‘am’ after an “I”.
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies?

Student: I don’t know.
Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from?
Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.

Husband: I could go to the end of the world for you.
Wife: Yes, but would you stay there?
Husband: I offer you myself.
Woman: I am sorry I never accept cheap gifts.
Husband: I want to share everything with you.
Wife: Let’s start from your bank account.

Teacher: Did you father help your with your homework?
Student: No, he did it all by himself.

A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
B: It’s a girl. She’s my daughter.
A: Oh, I’m sorry, sir. I didn’t know that you were her father.
B: I’m not. I’m her mother.

Son: Dad, what is an idiot?
Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can’t understand him. Do you understand me?
Son: No.


15 Responses to Short Funny Jokes

  1. Momo June 2, 2012 at 5:05 PM #

    great i didn’t stop laughing

  2. Fatemah May 27, 2012 at 5:09 PM #

    I love jokes they’r incredible. I have saved all the jokes I like on my iPad. Duh coz I am just using one right now!!!

  3. Mafidmzfr May 9, 2012 at 4:23 PM #

    I can’t access the videos you send. Please help me. How can I see these?

    • Sara - Admin May 9, 2012 at 4:27 PM #

      Can you tell me what exactly is the problem?

  4. Mubarek AL-Amin May 9, 2012 at 4:15 AM #

    or you can refer to an idiot one with fake fouls like the one listen to a joke and understands it last with in a weeks later mayb3. !! very funny

  5. Ahmed Sri Lanka May 8, 2012 at 5:55 PM #

    JOKES ARE SO NICE. Refreshing the mind.

  6. AHMAD EL Najjar May 8, 2012 at 5:07 PM #

    Please: don,t send me any story or joks because i haven,t time >>Thanks

    • Abmalik (@abmalik49) May 8, 2012 at 9:18 PM #

      The last time I checked no one forced you to register to receive jokes. So, unsubscribe if you aint interested.

  7. SyncTech May 8, 2012 at 4:33 PM #

    didn’t really get the 2nd last one, though rest of them are quite interesting.

  8. rehan May 8, 2012 at 2:57 PM #

    very nice and good jokes that makes smile on my face.

  9. jarshail May 8, 2012 at 12:14 PM #

    First and last are The best,
    while all what tell are very intresting,


  10. Junedayz August 5, 2011 at 8:07 PM #

    hahaha!!! the dad just proved that hes an idiot!

  11. YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni August 5, 2011 at 6:18 PM #

    hahaaaa lmaooo loved almost of them lol
    i kinda liked the last three most lol 🙂

  12. Anonymous August 5, 2011 at 3:17 PM #

    Hahaha the last one is soooooo nice 😀

  13. mustafa August 5, 2011 at 2:51 PM #

    i liked the first one

    and tell the Arabic translator that west Indies is not india