Husband & Wife – 2 Lovely Jokes

A Wife’s Story

He didn’t like the curry

And he didn’t like my cake.

He said my biscuits were too hard…

Not like his mother used to make.


I didn’t prepare the coffee right

He didn’t like the snacks,

I didn’t mend his socks

The way his mother used to do.


I pondered for an answer

I was looking for a clue.

Isn’t there anything I could do

To match his mothers shoe.


Then I smiled as I saw light

One thing I could definitely do

I turned around and slapped him tight

Like his mother used to


A Husbands Story

A bus full of wives fell into a well and all the women died.

All the Husbands cried for one week.

But one man was crying even after 2 weeks, Because….


“His Wife Had Missed The Bus”

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15 Responses to Husband & Wife – 2 Lovely Jokes

  1. B.N.Das October 21, 2012 at 7:31 PM #

    I like most of your jokes.I am very fond of really original funny jokes. I request you kindly to send when you create new funny jokes. Awaiting anxiously to read your new compilations.

  2. mamoun shalaby May 11, 2012 at 3:32 AM #

    divorce is the solution for many kinds of misert

  3. Mony May 9, 2012 at 9:10 PM #

    I share dr h alkatib above comment his opinion, pls handle from your side sarah. Your jokes and stories are really refreshing

  4. Mubarek AL-Amin May 9, 2012 at 4:22 AM #

    this was all the devil plan.. dope

  5. Qasimj May 8, 2012 at 11:43 AM #

    Thanks Sara for the educational stories.

  6. Agent May 6, 2012 at 11:43 PM #

    going to rough on the husbands, we aren’t that mean 😛

  7. SAB May 6, 2012 at 10:54 PM #

    Yes even I would like it if I could continue reading from my inbox, instead of opening a new page to finish the joke/story.
    Thank You

    • PakiGirl May 7, 2012 at 7:03 AM #

      lolx:P same hre

  8. jahir hussain May 6, 2012 at 10:34 PM #

    thank u sara

    nice joke

  9. rehana May 6, 2012 at 5:42 PM #


  10. rehana May 6, 2012 at 5:41 PM #

    THANK YOU SARA TOO GOOD ENJOYED.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  11. Hussain R HJI May 6, 2012 at 4:41 PM #

    Thank you sara. your are wounderful, please keep on sending your jokes as after each hard time we need to have some entertinments too and you are profissional in this subject.

  12. jarshail May 6, 2012 at 1:25 PM #

    For more than a year, I have been enjoying your stories & jokes
    If thank you is enough take it and more…

  13. Dr h Alkatib May 6, 2012 at 11:22 AM #

    Thank Sara for this entertaining and objective service.
    However, I get annoyed when :
    1. I had to to open a new page in order to continue reading.
    2. I’m asked to become a member every time and have to delete the Form again and again.
    This procedure puts me off reading any further.

    • Stop it May 10, 2012 at 7:51 PM #

      Laughing out loud! You are so simple man! These are all marketing strategies and a way to increase traffic.