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Hand Cut in Accident

By on March 31, 2012 in ar, Jokes

Accident

A Man Meets An Accident With His New Ferrari.

Policemen Arrives.
Man:- (Cried) Officer! My Brand New Car!

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Police Replied:- You’re Such materialistic and wordly, You Even Haven’t Notice That Your Left Arm Has Been Cut Off.
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Man-: (He Looks At His Left Arm And Yells.)

OMG! My Rolex Watch!.

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“Real Heart Touching Story”

A Husband Sent The Most Expensive Bird That C0uld Speak 40 Languages As A  Gift to His wife

Next Day He Asked About The Gift.

Husband: Hows The Bird??

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Wife: Very Tasty..!! 😉

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Longer Life

Why Girls Live Longer Than Boys?
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Scientific Studies Have Proved That
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“SHOPPING”
Never Causes HEART ATTACKS, But,
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“PAYING The “BILLS” Does

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20 Responses to Hand Cut in Accident

  1. Mahbubur Rashid May 9, 2015 at 10:13 AM #

    Sara:

    I enjoyed greatly all the jokes you have sent in the recent past .

    In fact,the first mails I open is frequently the ones you sent
    Rashid

  2. leoalam March 25, 2014 at 2:28 PM #

    Good jokes Sara!

  3. Zara October 30, 2013 at 6:57 PM #

    Lol, I liked the part ‘longer life’, it was funny

  4. Syed A K January 21, 2013 at 2:22 PM #

    nice Jokes…Thnx Sara
    the first one made me too say OMG (Oh My God !!)

  5. tuan January 19, 2013 at 3:12 PM #

    Hi Sara,
    As usual the mails that you are sending just fantastic and fabulous. I enjoy reading them dearly & really.Keep the momentum going Sara.
    All the very best for future endeavor and may GOD bless you in every deed you do.
    tuan

    • Ali - Admin January 22, 2013 at 4:36 PM #

      thanks a lot for the kind words Tuan.

  6. Zafar Iqbal September 17, 2012 at 8:27 PM #

    This is not just tooooooooooo goooood; but THREE good!

    Thank you SARA.

  7. sharif April 3, 2012 at 12:36 AM #

    ok i have nothing to say yet

  8. uncle kamal April 2, 2012 at 11:39 PM #

    Thank you DEAR SARA for this fantastic Emails you are wonderful my uncle

  9. zeeshan April 2, 2012 at 10:51 AM #

    really very nice jokes

  10. Maya M7amed April 1, 2012 at 11:34 AM #

    so stupid didn’t like any of them

    • Anonymous October 30, 2013 at 7:00 PM #

      U are the stupid one, u are so selfish and it is very clear with 1 comment

  11. yka April 1, 2012 at 11:15 AM #

    Nice thanks Sara

  12. hunain April 1, 2012 at 8:41 AM #

    very nice

  13. Ado April 1, 2012 at 5:53 AM #

    Hussain you are undoubtedly a potential candidate for Sara, nice pieces really.

  14. Hussain R HJI April 1, 2012 at 12:14 AM #

    A gipsy anounce him self as prophet to his friends. one of his friends askes him how can you anounce your self as prophet and yet we’ve not seen any miraculious made by you ? He answers what miraculious you want more than a gipsy becomes a prophet !

  15. Hussain R HJI March 31, 2012 at 11:18 PM #

    a gipsy calls his fiance and tells her be ready in half an hour I’ll horn once I reached there, his fiance asks him have you bhought a car ? he replays no I bought a horn…

  16. Mubarek AL-Amin March 31, 2012 at 7:57 PM #

    yeah!
    hah

  17. inaam March 31, 2012 at 12:14 PM #

    Nice