Einstein Joke – Very Funny

Einstein was once traveling from Princeton on a train when the conductor came down the aisle, punching the tickets of every passenger. When he came to Einstein, Einstein reached in his vest pocket. He couldn’t find his ticket, so he reached in his trouser pockets. It wasn’t there, so he looked in his briefcase but couldn’t find it. Then he looked in the seat beside him. He still couldn’t find it.

The conductor said, ‘Dr. Einstein, I know who you are. We all know who you are. I’m sure you bought a ticket. Don’t worry about it.’

Einstein nodded appreciatively. The conductor continued down the aisle punching tickets. As he was ready to move to the next car, he turned around and saw the great physicist down on his hands and knees looking under his seat for his ticket.

The conductor rushed back and said, ‘Dr. Einstein, Dr. Einstein, don’t worry, I know who you are. No problem. You don’t need a ticket. I’m sure you bought one.’

Einstein looked at him and said, ‘Young man, I too, know who I am. What I don’t know is where I’m going.’

26 Responses to Einstein Joke – Very Funny

  1. imam sheriff ade Busari January 13, 2015 at 1:43 PM #

    smile ! very very funny.

  2. Anwar May 9, 2014 at 3:06 PM #

    Do not be surprised it is normal that Thinkers and inventors their mind always absent

  3. aijaz February 25, 2014 at 10:46 AM #

    People here are fool!!!!!!!!

  4. Disan N. September 9, 2013 at 3:19 PM #

    No ticket obviously

  5. Disan N. September 9, 2013 at 3:18 PM #

    He did not have a ticket, did not buy one,he would know destination on the ticket

  6. Syed A K December 29, 2012 at 7:03 PM #

    I searched for my spectacles evrywhere, but couldnt find it. after a long search….. EUREKA atlast I found it…………………………………… I am already wearing it (even before the search)

  7. sharif123 December 22, 2012 at 6:19 AM #

    Luckily Einstein did not say these words in a court of Law.

  8. Muhriz March 19, 2012 at 8:58 PM #

    Lol. Those who couldn’t understand this joke , are definetly One Century late in their Brain development !! Guys its very simple joke, which clearly tells us even great persons like Einstein forgets like us.

  9. Najeeb March 19, 2012 at 5:48 PM #

    I don’t hope he was kidnapped 🙂

  10. Haider Ali March 19, 2012 at 11:44 AM #

    Hahahahaa nice one

  11. Mubarek AL-Amin March 19, 2012 at 10:02 AM #

    This Always happens to me? Maybe there is invisible gravity wall.!?? Thats makes me just lose it.

  12. bassey March 19, 2012 at 5:36 AM #


  13. abdul March 18, 2012 at 5:15 PM #

    Albert Einstein was dyslexic, i.e. he would forget things!

  14. Sayyed March 18, 2012 at 2:07 PM #

    actually i was thinking about E=MC2

  15. Sayyed March 18, 2012 at 2:07 PM #

    Actually he was thinking about E=mc2( sqaure)

    • madooo12 March 18, 2012 at 3:09 PM #

      squares can be detonated by ^

      ex : e=mc^2

      BTW nore more disqus 🙁

  16. skybeen March 18, 2012 at 1:43 PM #

    good joke

  17. mustafa August 23, 2011 at 3:59 PM #

    i just can’t understand it

    • Yousuf November 10, 2011 at 12:13 PM #

      Actually he forgot the destination….he is searching for his ticket inorder to look for the destination name on his ticket

      • Anonymous November 10, 2011 at 12:20 PM #

        why not ask the conductor

    • annonomous March 18, 2012 at 2:44 PM #

      me too.i cnt understand it

    • annonomous March 18, 2012 at 2:45 PM #

      me neither.i just cnt understand the joke

      • xyz March 18, 2012 at 7:05 PM #

        haha another joke. ithink u never travelled by train. the train travels to one final destination but in between it stops for a few minutes to many other destinations before reaching the final one sohe didnt know to which place he was going.i hope now u gt the joke.

        • annonomous March 18, 2012 at 10:21 PM #

          lol i still dnt

  18. Amused March 25, 2011 at 9:51 PM #

    Nice. Did it really happen ,?

    • Rehmat March 19, 2012 at 12:43 PM #

      Only Dr. Einstein or the Conductor can tell it.