Einstein was once traveling from Princeton on a train when the conductor came down the aisle, punching the tickets of every passenger. When he came to Einstein, Einstein reached in his vest pocket. He couldn’t find his ticket, so he reached in his trouser pockets. It wasn’t there, so he looked in his briefcase but couldn’t find it. Then he looked in the seat beside him. He still couldn’t find it.
The conductor said, ‘Dr. Einstein, I know who you are. We all know who you are. I’m sure you bought a ticket. Don’t worry about it.’
Einstein nodded appreciatively. The conductor continued down the aisle punching tickets. As he was ready to move to the next car, he turned around and saw the great physicist down on his hands and knees looking under his seat for his ticket.
The conductor rushed back and said, ‘Dr. Einstein, Dr. Einstein, don’t worry, I know who you are. No problem. You don’t need a ticket. I’m sure you bought one.’
Einstein looked at him and said, ‘Young man, I too, know who I am. What I don’t know is where I’m going.’
smile ! very very funny.
Do not be surprised it is normal that Thinkers and inventors their mind always absent
People here are fool!!!!!!!!
No ticket obviously
He did not have a ticket, did not buy one,he would know destination on the ticket
I searched for my spectacles evrywhere, but couldnt find it. after a long search….. EUREKA atlast I found it…………………………………… I am already wearing it (even before the search)
Luckily Einstein did not say these words in a court of Law.
Lol. Those who couldn’t understand this joke , are definetly One Century late in their Brain development !! Guys its very simple joke, which clearly tells us even great persons like Einstein forgets like us.
I don’t hope he was kidnapped 🙂
Hahahahaa nice one
This Always happens to me? Maybe there is invisible gravity wall.!?? Thats makes me just lose it.
confusion….!!
Albert Einstein was dyslexic, i.e. he would forget things!
actually i was thinking about E=MC2
Actually he was thinking about E=mc2( sqaure)
squares can be detonated by ^
ex : e=mc^2
BTW nore more disqus 🙁
good joke
i just can’t understand it
Actually he forgot the destination….he is searching for his ticket inorder to look for the destination name on his ticket
why not ask the conductor
me too.i cnt understand it
me neither.i just cnt understand the joke
haha another joke. ithink u never travelled by train. the train travels to one final destination but in between it stops for a few minutes to many other destinations before reaching the final one sohe didnt know to which place he was going.i hope now u gt the joke.
lol i still dnt
Nice. Did it really happen ,?
Only Dr. Einstein or the Conductor can tell it.