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Very Funny Letters by Non-English People

By on January 25, 2012 in ar, Jokes

An IT Engineer applied for leave as follows:

“Since I have to go to my town to sell my land along with my wife. Please sanction me one-week leave.”

A Job Applicant’s letter:

“This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ‘Typist and a Secretary – Male or Female’… As I am both for the past several years and I can handle both; I am applying for the post.”

A Student’s leave letter to the Principal:

“As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.”

An Accountants request for leave:

“As my father-in-law has expired and I am the only one responsible for it, Please grant me 3 days leave.”

A  letter for sick leave:

“I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday.”


24 Responses to Very Funny Letters by Non-English People

  1. Ayub Ahmed June 22, 2014 at 12:37 AM #

    Unbelievable people. Very nice and funny

  2. ADEGOKE WAHAB November 18, 2013 at 5:20 PM #

    Sara, since you have put smile on the face of every reader, I declare you a slapper

  3. Affan November 16, 2013 at 1:18 AM #

    Great! I too read a funny leave request, one guy want to apply leave for six day but he has written I need sex days leave.

  4. Syed A K Ahmed May 28, 2013 at 8:03 PM #

    Declare holiday for Sara ??…No !…Never !!!

  5. sharif123 April 27, 2013 at 11:07 PM #

    Again brought laughter. Thanks

  6. Shahid October 28, 2012 at 8:25 PM #

    A

  7. Sajid January 28, 2012 at 5:58 AM #

    Excellent

  8. Shariq January 26, 2012 at 7:43 PM #

    great 😀

  9. Sabjee4080 January 26, 2012 at 6:33 AM #

    gr8

  10. Mohamedalikurupath January 25, 2012 at 6:07 PM #

    very funny sara thank you vary much

  11. Purple Vivid January 25, 2012 at 12:05 PM #

    a female medical student during her second year of mbbs wrote to the principal for leave:

    ” as i am suffering from dysperunia i need one day leave” .
     what she actually meant was dysmenorrhea which she actually had at that time

    dysperunia=pain during sexual intercourse
    dysmenorrhea=pain during menstruation

  12. Shifa Bungash January 25, 2012 at 8:53 AM #

    Mind blasting ha ha ha (not blowing)

    • Elite 01 Scomi Mud January 26, 2012 at 2:29 AM #

      Russel Peters? 

  13. Shifa Bungash January 25, 2012 at 8:53 AM #

    So Nice & Funny ha ha ha

  14. HAIDER ALI786 January 25, 2012 at 8:40 AM #

    hahahahaha

  15. Obada Ali January 25, 2012 at 8:07 AM #

    nice one 

    Declare one day holiday !!!!!!!

    • Syed A K Ahmed May 28, 2013 at 7:58 PM #

      declare leave for Sara’s Jokes ???…..no ! never !!!

      • Ali - Admin May 29, 2013 at 7:37 PM #

        Thanks Syed.

    • Syed A K Ahmed May 28, 2013 at 8:04 PM #

      Declare holiday for Sara ??…No !…Never !!!

      • Ali - Admin May 29, 2013 at 7:37 PM #

        Ha hahaha

  16. T A Mehdi January 25, 2012 at 5:27 AM #

    Funny applications were fantastic

  17. shezi January 25, 2012 at 5:25 AM #

    Super

  18. Sarif January 25, 2012 at 12:43 AM #

    Wonderful. Sara keep on sending such funny jokes 7 days a week, 52 weeks a year. Don’t ask for GRANTING LEAVE. LOL . Sarif

    • Sara January 25, 2012 at 11:06 AM #

      hehe lol….sure Sarif!!