Don’t Miss These Funny One Line Jokes

It’s true that we don’t know what we’ve got until we lose it, but it’s also true that we don’t know what we’ve been missing until it arrives.


Everyone has problems, some are just better at hiding them.


If we did all the things that we are capable of doing, we would literally astound ourselves.——————————-

Life is 10% what happens to us and 90% how we react to it.


Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile, but sometimes your smile can be the source of your joy.


Life is not lost by dying; life is lost minute by minute, day by dragging day, in all the thousand small uncaring ways.


People are just about as happy as they make up their minds to be.


Only by going too far can one possibly find out how far one can go.


People only see what they are prepared to see.


Don’t be afraid to fail because only through failure do you learn to succeed.


3 Responses to Don’t Miss These Funny One Line Jokes

  1. HAIDER ALI786 January 18, 2012 at 5:31 AM #

    nice one

  2. Skybubble January 17, 2012 at 9:30 PM #

    I like them but they are just life lessons, not jokes

  3. Justchill7 January 17, 2012 at 12:41 PM #

    i like the 1st one.. its awsme